blackout. geoff wabbit.
@geoffwabbit.bsky.social
he/him old guy. i don't know what i want anymore.
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hanging out with some vigilante friends tonight. """UNFORTUNATELY""" catanboy can't make it
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
hanging out with some vigilante friends tonight. """UNFORTUNATELY""" catanboy can't make it
easily defeated a dude who was more interested in ripping my shirt off than landing any punches oh wait he was trying to bang. dammit i gotta stop doing that
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 AM
easily defeated a dude who was more interested in ripping my shirt off than landing any punches oh wait he was trying to bang. dammit i gotta stop doing that
bad news: got captured by a villain :(
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
bad news: got captured by a villain :(
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
my name is blackout, bun of buns
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
my name is blackout, bun of buns
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
anyway if anyone in the streets threatens my city they better be ready to fuckin pay
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
anyway if anyone in the streets threatens my city they better be ready to fuckin pay
just got home from vigilante hobby sharing community group therapy. everyone there talked about how their hobby was being defeated and dominated. trying to figure out why i was invited to this group
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 AM
just got home from vigilante hobby sharing community group therapy. everyone there talked about how their hobby was being defeated and dominated. trying to figure out why i was invited to this group
just got home from the vigilante bars. gotta find a new spot. half the crowd was just civilians who wanted to get selfies or touch my ass
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
just got home from the vigilante bars. gotta find a new spot. half the crowd was just civilians who wanted to get selfies or touch my ass
figured out the secret identity of JRPG DEMON and instead of exposing him and defeating him in combat i asked him to teach me how to give me and my opponents hp and status ailments in our duels
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 AM
figured out the secret identity of JRPG DEMON and instead of exposing him and defeating him in combat i asked him to teach me how to give me and my opponents hp and status ailments in our duels
sometimes i think street thugs are intelligent folks who just came across hard times and lost their way. and then they try to mug me. when i have literal superpowers. i'm wearing a damn mask, man, do the math
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
sometimes i think street thugs are intelligent folks who just came across hard times and lost their way. and then they try to mug me. when i have literal superpowers. i'm wearing a damn mask, man, do the math
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Skunk villain!~
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Skunk villain!~
seems kinda really vapid to make funny superhero posts lately but here we go
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
seems kinda really vapid to make funny superhero posts lately but here we go
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
lookin for some street toughs or gang bangers to rough up tonight. can't host hmu
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
lookin for some street toughs or gang bangers to rough up tonight. can't host hmu
woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how i haven't brought anyone who had fallen through the cracks of the justice system their just desserts yet this year
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how i haven't brought anyone who had fallen through the cracks of the justice system their just desserts yet this year
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my 2025 vigilante wrapped just came in.
stabbed: 5 times
power drained: 0 times (!!!)
mind controlled: 2
mind controlled (consensual): 9
hookups with other vigilantes: 14
times the phrase "my city" was used: 293
stabbed: 5 times
power drained: 0 times (!!!)
mind controlled: 2
mind controlled (consensual): 9
hookups with other vigilantes: 14
times the phrase "my city" was used: 293
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
my 2025 vigilante wrapped just came in.
stabbed: 5 times
power drained: 0 times (!!!)
mind controlled: 2
mind controlled (consensual): 9
hookups with other vigilantes: 14
times the phrase "my city" was used: 293
stabbed: 5 times
power drained: 0 times (!!!)
mind controlled: 2
mind controlled (consensual): 9
hookups with other vigilantes: 14
times the phrase "my city" was used: 293
watching some postseason superhero football. call me old fashioned but this shit needs some more rules dude we have gone too far
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
watching some postseason superhero football. call me old fashioned but this shit needs some more rules dude we have gone too far
whoa. just saw that villain Professor Gangbang released a new video. i heard a rumor that he can use his self-clones for more than gangbanging himself but he did it once and now he can't stop. apparently he used to go by Professor Improvgroup
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
whoa. just saw that villain Professor Gangbang released a new video. i heard a rumor that he can use his self-clones for more than gangbanging himself but he did it once and now he can't stop. apparently he used to go by Professor Improvgroup
hitting up the superhero juice bar after the gym. trying to ignore the howls of exquisite agony coming from the back of the superhero juice bar
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hitting up the superhero juice bar after the gym. trying to ignore the howls of exquisite agony coming from the back of the superhero juice bar
it's december. you know what that means:
santa is in danger and must be protected
santa is in danger and must be protected
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
it's december. you know what that means:
santa is in danger and must be protected
santa is in danger and must be protected
ugh. drank too much at superhero game night and now i have a superhero hangover. no it's like worse than a normal hangover you wouldn't get it
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ugh. drank too much at superhero game night and now i have a superhero hangover. no it's like worse than a normal hangover you wouldn't get it
just ran into OmegaBomb at the superhero gym. he said he was doing a "combustion" day. i left very quickly after that
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
just ran into OmegaBomb at the superhero gym. he said he was doing a "combustion" day. i left very quickly after that
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i like the expression of a hopeless man
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i like the expression of a hopeless man
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just ran into an old vigilante teammate. he was wearing a spandex suit. sellout
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
just ran into an old vigilante teammate. he was wearing a spandex suit. sellout