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breton 🧶
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reality ruined my life (go tommo go)
must post that it’s my moms birthday on all platforms!!!! love you girl!!!!!!!!!! hbd ma!!!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i wish it wasn’t so expensive to get veterinary care!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
march 2025 🫀
April 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
got my flu shot AND my covid booster today!! same arm!!! please clap!!!!
March 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
pls enjoy this bad selfie of me and charger, a cat that i watch when his mom travels
March 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
just found out the lead dude from heart eyes is cuba gooding jr’s nepo baby!!!!!! i’m mostly annoyed i didn’t figure that out myself!!!!!!
February 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this may be tmi but whatevs i just got a small what i can only describe as a period cramp which is weird bc i haven’t gotten my period since i got the bc implant in july 2023. that was frightening!!!! i cannot handle my period coming back rn
February 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my sister is pregnant with my first nibling! happy valentine’s day!!!!!!
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
siri how do you heal burnout when you have to keep Doing Stuff
February 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i love my baby!!!!
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
an annoying thing locally is that if you have to call animal control , for example if there’s a dead animal in the alley behind your house, they don’t have a direct line? you have to call 311 and put in a request. it drives me nuts. no shade to the operator, i do just wanna talk to an AC officer tho
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
sophie thatcher if you’re reading this….. i’m free tonight…..
February 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
fully thought it was friday for like an hour. fuck you wednesday
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE IN THE OFFICE RN I SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB (in bed playing stardew valley on the switch)
February 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
also i took the trash out this morning after sunrise and there was a cat ive never seen before picking over the stray buffet on my porch which is fine but she had a COLLAR!!! WITH NO TAGS!!!! what is the point
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
our heat isn’t turning on!! wish me luck w the landlord!!!
February 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
would loveeee to know why sunflower (cat) enjoy eating hair so much
February 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
showed? shown
a new cat has showed up in my yard and he’s NOISY. screams (annoying, scary) but also makes nom nom nom noises while he eats (precious, funny).
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
a new cat has showed up in my yard and he’s NOISY. screams (annoying, scary) but also makes nom nom nom noises while he eats (precious, funny).
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i cannot process all the horrors!!! i think only of zayn and of louis and of bus 1 forever
January 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ALL THE HOMIES HATE REPUBLICANS
January 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
finishing your lunch break at your desk bc it’s too windy to sit outside is so dangerous, even if your cube is in the corner like mine. do not come over here and ask me questions. i have 15 minutes to play balatro on my phone and pretend i’m on a beach or something. please let me have this.
January 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i am so tired of giving coworkers grace when they ask if i’m pregnant. please stop asking. i’m just chubby in a weird way and my flat chest exaggerates it. please. i’m begging you.
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM