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HELL YEAH @georgecostanza.me IS UP AND RUNNING BABY
There is this guy in my DMs on main who is a fellow Minnesotan and has been chatting with me about random stuff. Okay, he’s mostly been talking *at me*. But you know how sometimes a dude gives you The Vibe that the conversation could get derailed at any moment with a “hey can I ask you a question”
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM
There is this guy in my DMs on main who is a fellow Minnesotan and has been chatting with me about random stuff. Okay, he’s mostly been talking *at me*. But you know how sometimes a dude gives you The Vibe that the conversation could get derailed at any moment with a “hey can I ask you a question”
I have been thinking about this all morning. It’s probably the funniest thing any president has ever written as an official correspondence, period. “8 Wars PLUS” and “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace” is absolutely incredible.
Dear Jonas is one of the funniest things I think a head of state has ever written in sincerity
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I have been thinking about this all morning. It’s probably the funniest thing any president has ever written as an official correspondence, period. “8 Wars PLUS” and “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace” is absolutely incredible.
I followed my main account on here and good god how do you people put up with me, the entire timeline is my bullshit lmao
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I followed my main account on here and good god how do you people put up with me, the entire timeline is my bullshit lmao
God I wish that were me
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
God I wish that were me
Waow the cravings are finally gone!! It was only 72 straight hours of hell
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Waow the cravings are finally gone!! It was only 72 straight hours of hell
Copying the ‘Greenland Crisis’ Wikipedia page into my journal for posterity (and because I’m wistfully hoping that one day it will be fucking hilarious)
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Copying the ‘Greenland Crisis’ Wikipedia page into my journal for posterity (and because I’m wistfully hoping that one day it will be fucking hilarious)
God I missed this meme format and what a perfect way to bring it back
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
God I missed this meme format and what a perfect way to bring it back
So CVS had a water main break and no one can go in the store. Literally a 30-car line for the drive thru. Shoot me.
Med refill day for the Modafinil. No refills at the pharmacy so I contact doctors office. Doctors office says refills are at the pharmacy so I call the pharmacy. Pharmacy reiterates they have no refills on file so I contact doctors office. They message my doctor. (<— you are here)
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
So CVS had a water main break and no one can go in the store. Literally a 30-car line for the drive thru. Shoot me.
Med refill day for the Modafinil. No refills at the pharmacy so I contact doctors office. Doctors office says refills are at the pharmacy so I call the pharmacy. Pharmacy reiterates they have no refills on file so I contact doctors office. They message my doctor. (<— you are here)
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Med refill day for the Modafinil. No refills at the pharmacy so I contact doctors office. Doctors office says refills are at the pharmacy so I call the pharmacy. Pharmacy reiterates they have no refills on file so I contact doctors office. They message my doctor. (<— you are here)
Bought the Antrisch hoodie for like almost $100 and someone was like “I hope they have it at Fortress” in my replies bitch unless you’re buying it for me and bringing it back at a reduced price I really am not in the mood for this.
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Bought the Antrisch hoodie for like almost $100 and someone was like “I hope they have it at Fortress” in my replies bitch unless you’re buying it for me and bringing it back at a reduced price I really am not in the mood for this.
Look I know we hate Starbucks but I live in a food desert so they’re my only option especially at this hour. Anyway this make me tear up.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Look I know we hate Starbucks but I live in a food desert so they’re my only option especially at this hour. Anyway this make me tear up.
Oh no, woke up and the bad mood and the cravings continue.
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Oh no, woke up and the bad mood and the cravings continue.
Reposted by George
Look at these little pilllows I bought today at Daiso. Aren’t they perfect??
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Look at these little pilllows I bought today at Daiso. Aren’t they perfect??
Look at these little pilllows I bought today at Daiso. Aren’t they perfect??
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Look at these little pilllows I bought today at Daiso. Aren’t they perfect??
I slept 4 hours this afternoon. Been up for an hour and I think I might just go back to bed again. I’m exhausted. I’m trying to post about unrelated things but I literally can’t. So I’m just going to sleep.
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I slept 4 hours this afternoon. Been up for an hour and I think I might just go back to bed again. I’m exhausted. I’m trying to post about unrelated things but I literally can’t. So I’m just going to sleep.
Things are bad. I physically and psychologically feel absolutely terrible. I’m in a hair-trigger mood. But I went out and bought a shrimp catnip toy for Ivy.
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Things are bad. I physically and psychologically feel absolutely terrible. I’m in a hair-trigger mood. But I went out and bought a shrimp catnip toy for Ivy.
Fuck, guys. The amphetamine cravings are super bad today. Mostly triggered by events. I thought of calling the pharmacy to see if I have an old script on file but I won’t. But I am fucking crabby today. And I have a phantom headache. And my body feels like ants.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Fuck, guys. The amphetamine cravings are super bad today. Mostly triggered by events. I thought of calling the pharmacy to see if I have an old script on file but I won’t. But I am fucking crabby today. And I have a phantom headache. And my body feels like ants.
Going to go to Daiso in a bit. Hoping to find some stuff to help organize my bedroom a bit. Setting a $100 budget for myself so that I don’t go absolutely ham.
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Going to go to Daiso in a bit. Hoping to find some stuff to help organize my bedroom a bit. Setting a $100 budget for myself so that I don’t go absolutely ham.
Got a gangsta rap + black metal playlist what else can y’all throw at me
I need playlists for my new music player. Don’t concern yourself with how I’ll get the tracks but I would love any playlists you may have to share. I don’t give a shit about genre. My Spotify is annechka92 or you can send me screenshots of it. Or even better, send me multiple playlists!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Got a gangsta rap + black metal playlist what else can y’all throw at me
Reposted by George
I need playlists for my new music player. Don’t concern yourself with how I’ll get the tracks but I would love any playlists you may have to share. I don’t give a shit about genre. My Spotify is annechka92 or you can send me screenshots of it. Or even better, send me multiple playlists!!
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I need playlists for my new music player. Don’t concern yourself with how I’ll get the tracks but I would love any playlists you may have to share. I don’t give a shit about genre. My Spotify is annechka92 or you can send me screenshots of it. Or even better, send me multiple playlists!!
I need playlists for my new music player. Don’t concern yourself with how I’ll get the tracks but I would love any playlists you may have to share. I don’t give a shit about genre. My Spotify is annechka92 or you can send me screenshots of it. Or even better, send me multiple playlists!!
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I need playlists for my new music player. Don’t concern yourself with how I’ll get the tracks but I would love any playlists you may have to share. I don’t give a shit about genre. My Spotify is annechka92 or you can send me screenshots of it. Or even better, send me multiple playlists!!
We are entering my George era. Whether or not that is a good thing remains to be seen lmao.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
We are entering my George era. Whether or not that is a good thing remains to be seen lmao.
HELL YEAH @georgecostanza.me IS UP AND RUNNING BABY
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
HELL YEAH @georgecostanza.me IS UP AND RUNNING BABY
I have taken two naps already this morning and I am so fucking groggy. I really really want to head to the coffee shop for a strong espresso drink but today is the general strike so I will not. But god damn I’m suffering lol
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I have taken two naps already this morning and I am so fucking groggy. I really really want to head to the coffee shop for a strong espresso drink but today is the general strike so I will not. But god damn I’m suffering lol
