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George Hahn
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Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
Where were the men during the ‘Quiet, piggy’ moment??

@jewdygold.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Good morning. ☕️

George & Judy are back, chez Fairway Cafe (or 74th St. Cafe, as it’s called now).

@jewdygold.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tonight’s movie: “Train Dreams” (2025), directed by Clint Bentley
Watch Train Dreams | Netflix Official Site
A logger leads a life of quiet grace as he experiences love and loss during an era of monumental change in early 20th-century America.
www.netflix.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Causing trouble with @jewdygold.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Why is Candace Owens a thing? How did she become a thing? And who are the assholes who got on her train and enabled her to become a thing?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The video version of my conversation with Greg Proops. Get into it. @gregproops.bsky.social
The George Hahn Podcast: Greg Proops
YouTube video by George Hahn
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Please enjoy my conversation with the brilliant, hilarious, and delightfully disdainful @gregproops.bsky.social.

open.spotify.com/episode/34NR...
Episode Nº 4: Greg Proops
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Good morning. ☕️
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh my god, he’s such an asshole.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me on a Zoom call that could’ve been an email.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m no fan of MTG, but she’s about to demonstrate that you can publicly tell Shitler to suck it and not only survive but thrive.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bracing myself for an unnecessary meeting (because an email would have sufficed). Pray for me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
How a conversation with @gregproops.bsky.social starts, and how it ends. Full episode coming soon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Good morning. ☕️

📷 Sid Avery
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
To quote Mel Robbins: Let them. And be sure to charge them a fuckton for everything. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy
In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
www.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by George Hahn
I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We are living in the revenge of tacky, tasteless, charmless, boring, unfunny, and unfuckable rich losers who are furious that we didn’t laugh at their jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The media landscape is over fueled by outsized personalities who think they’re a lot more interesting and insightful than they actually are. (On the receiving end, we have an excitable audience that is easily impressed.)
Scott Jennings is profoundly not bright.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Scott Jennings is profoundly not bright.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM