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George Outhwaite
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Cheaper and more discrete than the FFS youtube keeps pushing on me
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cheaper and more discrete than the FFS youtube keeps pushing on me
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I’m living so I can watch that cunt die, after that I can do what I like
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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lads is it unprofessional to email a client to explain that the reason you're bad at faces is because you've only been practicing on your own, which you're more interested in feminising than capturing accurately?
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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can't believe I agreed to a job that involves capturing multiple accurate likenesses during the most stressful month of the year
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Where did these journalists even do their research on teenage Farage? Wikipedia in 2014? That’s where I read about most of this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
can't believe I agreed to a job that involves capturing multiple accurate likenesses during the most stressful month of the year
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This willow could be destroyed tomorrow on a whim and even if anybody else knew it was here they wouldn’t care because they’re all too busy watching documentaries about the fucking sycamore gap
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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anybody else's instagram do a thing where it just doesn't send you like 5% of your dms? or it'll give you notifications for messages you received weeks ago? I've had people send me screenshots of conversations from their end that didn't make sense to me because there were parts I just wasn't sent
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This willow could be destroyed tomorrow on a whim and even if anybody else knew it was here they wouldn’t care because they’re all too busy watching documentaries about the fucking sycamore gap
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So sick of hearing from these millionaire rewilders, the cruelest thing I ever did to myself was to ‘connect with nature’, how nice it must be to watch something grow wild without the assured knowledge one day soon you’ll leave the house to find a splintered corpse, again and again and again
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shout out Burton on Trent
Shout out Hellen, shout out matrilineality
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Shout out Hellen, shout out matrilineality
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I was going to timestamp the riff but actually I think anybody with common sense should be able to identify which one I mean as soon as they hear it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMrU...
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was going to timestamp the riff but actually I think anybody with common sense should be able to identify which one I mean as soon as they hear it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMrU...
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
All I have is that when I’m painting white flowers, i use a standard white red blue and yellow palette, but I replace the yellow with raw umber, I don’t know if that’s good advice, my painting to mixing ratio is about 1:8 when painting white things
I would answer technical questions about painting but I’m afraid I don’t actually know anything
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You know the other day I heard someone say something like, ‘why would you reread a short story, you already know what will happen’, and I just think, who are we even making art for? What’s the fucking point
It’s not remarkable to watch a film 6 times, I’ve seen Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 6 times and that’s a film I actively dislike
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s not remarkable to watch a film 6 times, I’ve seen Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 6 times and that’s a film I actively dislike
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m qualified to talk about sedimentation at an undergraduate level, if you accept it’s been over 10 years and I don’t remember anything
I would answer technical questions about painting but I’m afraid I don’t actually know anything
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I would answer technical questions about painting but I’m afraid I don’t actually know anything
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
maybe I just don't like to see obscure authors treated as replacements for authors who go rotten, but I don't think Tanith Lee's work is remotely like Neal Gaiman's, she's not twee or pandering and she doesn't indulge in the, all the fairies and gods etc all know each other in New York City, trope
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Cleaning your teeth poorly because you were headbanging too hard to Way Beyond the Fond Old River
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the sense that half those guys are my cousins, my great grandad was 1 of 14, also apparently Tamsin Outhwaite is a 5th cousin, the 6th cousin has met her
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don’t care (we had some nice fabric butterflies that we bought from Wolseley Bridge garden centre when we were children)
Do you have a favorite christmas ornament?
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Black Bryony
What's your favorite plant? (Taking my chances now 😆)
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM