Georgia Metal Dad
@georgiametaldad.bsky.social
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Husband. Father of five. Metalhead. Liberal. Feminist. LGBT ally. Meat industry professional. Army vet. Sports fan. Stupid sense of humor.
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Tommy thinks the boogeyman is under the bed
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That dude will be worm chow in four years.
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I’d say Mike Norvell, but FSU is too poor to fire him.
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If I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and acted like that obnoxious bison in those commercials I’d get kicked out.
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Isn’t that some football player’s girlfriend or something?
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The Bible is chock full of genocide.
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I still barely know what “simping” and “thirst trap” mean.
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Guess they can afford to fire him, unlike FSU and Norvell.
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Folks, I’m starting to think this Justin Fields guy is not a very good quarterback.
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A draft dodger who sang a song about how he would gladly fight for America
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Newman was more likable than Jerruh.
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Christians - “They’re God’s chosen people, Israel is the Holy Land.”

Also Christians- “If you don’t accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, you will burn in hell for eternity. Jews are evil.”
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RELEASE THEM TO SOBER HUSBAND, YOU COWARDS!
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Except Billy Martin kicking dirt at umpires.
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My dad had a paper route delivering the Commercial Appeal in Memphis when I was in junior high. I had to go with him Sundays and fold and bag the papers while he delivered. He normally listened to the oldies, but for awhile, he kept listening to this George Strait double album. I wanted to die.