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Non Exec Director Ongo & Chair @chcymru.bsky.social
RAF veteran. Hates cucumber.
Gair-eye-nt #Cycling
Non Exec Director Ongo & Chair @chcymru.bsky.social
RAF veteran. Hates cucumber.
Gair-eye-nt #Cycling
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I enlisted 39 years ago today.
During and after basic training picture.
Character building.
During and after basic training picture.
Character building.
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I enlisted 39 years ago today.
During and after basic training picture.
Character building.
During and after basic training picture.
Character building.
After 62 calls to the doctors surgery this morning with no reply, I've just realised that 08001730 is the opening hours and not the phone number.
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
After 62 calls to the doctors surgery this morning with no reply, I've just realised that 08001730 is the opening hours and not the phone number.
Nearly finished my sandwich making course.
Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham.
Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Nearly finished my sandwich making course.
Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham.
Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham.
I'm not saying that my kids order a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm not saying that my kids order a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That's ridiculous, because my dogs don't even own bikes.
That's ridiculous, because my dogs don't even own bikes.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That's ridiculous, because my dogs don't even own bikes.
That's ridiculous, because my dogs don't even own bikes.
My dad, once treated me to a bison burger.
I haven't seen him since...
I haven't seen him since...
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
My dad, once treated me to a bison burger.
I haven't seen him since...
I haven't seen him since...
I can’t see why more people aren’t using the bike storage… oh wait…
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I can’t see why more people aren’t using the bike storage… oh wait…
My son just got home; he said,
"I've got good news and bad news."
I said, "Just give me the good news."
He said, "The airbags work on your new car."
"I've got good news and bad news."
I said, "Just give me the good news."
He said, "The airbags work on your new car."
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
My son just got home; he said,
"I've got good news and bad news."
I said, "Just give me the good news."
He said, "The airbags work on your new car."
"I've got good news and bad news."
I said, "Just give me the good news."
He said, "The airbags work on your new car."
I just bought some Jelly Babies in Aldi.
I'm a bit disappointed they're not called, Aldi Young Dudes.
I'm a bit disappointed they're not called, Aldi Young Dudes.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I just bought some Jelly Babies in Aldi.
I'm a bit disappointed they're not called, Aldi Young Dudes.
I'm a bit disappointed they're not called, Aldi Young Dudes.
I told my doctor that I keep thinking that I am a kleptomaniac tortoise.
He told me to take things slowly.
He told me to take things slowly.
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I told my doctor that I keep thinking that I am a kleptomaniac tortoise.
He told me to take things slowly.
He told me to take things slowly.
I said to my mate that in India they used to ride elephants taller than a house.
He said, “How do you get down off an elephant?”
I said “You don’t. You get down off a duck!”
He said, “How do you get down off an elephant?”
I said “You don’t. You get down off a duck!”
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I said to my mate that in India they used to ride elephants taller than a house.
He said, “How do you get down off an elephant?”
I said “You don’t. You get down off a duck!”
He said, “How do you get down off an elephant?”
I said “You don’t. You get down off a duck!”
Can’t see why this didn’t take off. 😆
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Can’t see why this didn’t take off. 😆
I once met a girl from Liverpool and I asked her,
"Do you like avocado"?
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive.”
"Do you like avocado"?
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I once met a girl from Liverpool and I asked her,
"Do you like avocado"?
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive.”
"Do you like avocado"?
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive.”
An old leaving card, pre AI.
January 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
An old leaving card, pre AI.
When ducks fly in a V formation.
I always wondered why one side of the V was longer than the other.
I only just realised it's because that side has more ducks.
I always wondered why one side of the V was longer than the other.
I only just realised it's because that side has more ducks.
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
When ducks fly in a V formation.
I always wondered why one side of the V was longer than the other.
I only just realised it's because that side has more ducks.
I always wondered why one side of the V was longer than the other.
I only just realised it's because that side has more ducks.
In the restaurant last night the waiter asked me, "How do you like your steak, sir?"
I said, "Like winning an argument with my wife."
He said, "Rare it is!"
I said, "Like winning an argument with my wife."
He said, "Rare it is!"
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
In the restaurant last night the waiter asked me, "How do you like your steak, sir?"
I said, "Like winning an argument with my wife."
He said, "Rare it is!"
I said, "Like winning an argument with my wife."
He said, "Rare it is!"
Due to an unfortunate typing error booking my holiday… This year I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B-Roads.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Due to an unfortunate typing error booking my holiday… This year I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B-Roads.
In fairness it took a little longer than 10 days…
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
In fairness it took a little longer than 10 days…