@gerrymc123.bsky.social
Leeds, Dundalk, Celtic and Ireland and tell bad jokes
Reluctantly I am giving up my weekly yoga class. The price has gone up from £15 per session to £30 and I just can't stretch to that.
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Reluctantly I am giving up my weekly yoga class. The price has gone up from £15 per session to £30 and I just can't stretch to that.
I came 1st in the percussion competition today!
I won't go on about it though, I dont like to bang my own drum!
I won't go on about it though, I dont like to bang my own drum!
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I came 1st in the percussion competition today!
I won't go on about it though, I dont like to bang my own drum!
I won't go on about it though, I dont like to bang my own drum!
The man who invented the Ferris wheel, never met the man who invented the carousel.
They moved in different circles.
They moved in different circles.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The man who invented the Ferris wheel, never met the man who invented the carousel.
They moved in different circles.
They moved in different circles.
I phoned the Rhetorical Society helpline, but I got no answer.
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I phoned the Rhetorical Society helpline, but I got no answer.
Just been charged £80 for protein powder.
That's whey overpriced.
That's whey overpriced.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just been charged £80 for protein powder.
That's whey overpriced.
That's whey overpriced.
If I make you breakfast in bed, A simple' Thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If I make you breakfast in bed, A simple' Thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
Reposted
The Leeds View Podcast: Steps In The Right Direction
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review
- Liverpool Preview
- Elland Road Work ?
With Paul Brooker @theleedstherapy.bsky.social
#lufc #leeds #leedsunited #epl #PremierLeague #podcast
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review
- Liverpool Preview
- Elland Road Work ?
With Paul Brooker @theleedstherapy.bsky.social
#lufc #leeds #leedsunited #epl #PremierLeague #podcast
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Leeds View Podcast: Steps In The Right Direction
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review
- Liverpool Preview
- Elland Road Work ?
With Paul Brooker @theleedstherapy.bsky.social
#lufc #leeds #leedsunited #epl #PremierLeague #podcast
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review
- Liverpool Preview
- Elland Road Work ?
With Paul Brooker @theleedstherapy.bsky.social
#lufc #leeds #leedsunited #epl #PremierLeague #podcast
My mate is trying to learn to be a more sensitive lover. He got a DVD on how to improve foreplay technique.
He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
My mate is trying to learn to be a more sensitive lover. He got a DVD on how to improve foreplay technique.
He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman says "sorry I can't serve you". The nose says "why not?" And the barman says "because you are off your face"
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman says "sorry I can't serve you". The nose says "why not?" And the barman says "because you are off your face"
Reposted
The Leeds View Podcast: Male or Break ?
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief
- The Guardian Article
- Chelsea Preview
With Paul and Gerry
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #49ers #podcast
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief
- The Guardian Article
- Chelsea Preview
With Paul and Gerry
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #49ers #podcast
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Leeds View Podcast: Male or Break ?
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief
- The Guardian Article
- Chelsea Preview
With Paul and Gerry
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #49ers #podcast
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief
- The Guardian Article
- Chelsea Preview
With Paul and Gerry
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #49ers #podcast
I can’t get into my acupuncture account?
I think I've lost my pin.
I think I've lost my pin.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I can’t get into my acupuncture account?
I think I've lost my pin.
I think I've lost my pin.
Ahem.....it is traditional for me at this time of year to say the following……The days of Advent calendars are numbered.........you’re welcome Coming soon “The Chris Rea” joke
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ahem.....it is traditional for me at this time of year to say the following……The days of Advent calendars are numbered.........you’re welcome Coming soon “The Chris Rea” joke
I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings…
I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings…
I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
I’ve just failed my ventriloquist exam.
I can't say I'm surprised.
I can't say I'm surprised.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’ve just failed my ventriloquist exam.
I can't say I'm surprised.
I can't say I'm surprised.
At my friend's wedding, every time he tried to speak, someone got up and said "Raise your Glasses".
I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
At my friend's wedding, every time he tried to speak, someone got up and said "Raise your Glasses".
I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.
Reposted
This Weeks Leeds View Podcast Is Live
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #premierleague #49ers
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #premierleague #49ers
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This Weeks Leeds View Podcast Is Live
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #premierleague #49ers
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #premierleague #49ers
I scrapped ice of the car windscreen with my Tesco club card this morning……I got 10% of it off!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I scrapped ice of the car windscreen with my Tesco club card this morning……I got 10% of it off!!!!
Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music. ☎️
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music. ☎️
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
His wife said she was leaving him because of his infatuation with metomorphsois but he said he could change
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
His wife said she was leaving him because of his infatuation with metomorphsois but he said he could change
My mate makes plastic letters for toilet doors…
He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My mate makes plastic letters for toilet doors…
He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
Two competitors from the World Tag Championships were taken to hospital. Although they are fine now, experts said it was touch and go for a while.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Two competitors from the World Tag Championships were taken to hospital. Although they are fine now, experts said it was touch and go for a while.
My indoor clothes dryer broke this morning..
It was the end of an airer.
It was the end of an airer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My indoor clothes dryer broke this morning..
It was the end of an airer.
It was the end of an airer.