every pornographer's archive reeks of cigarettes. my hands smell like the smoking section of a denny's in 1997. how does bluesky take to dicks i wonder. been here so long when i close my eyes i see them floating. cheesy porn genius pat rocco took these
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
every pornographer's archive reeks of cigarettes. my hands smell like the smoking section of a denny's in 1997. how does bluesky take to dicks i wonder. been here so long when i close my eyes i see them floating. cheesy porn genius pat rocco took these
"During an interview with The Lavender Effect, Bottini said she fell 'in love with every gym teacher I ever had in my life.'"
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"During an interview with The Lavender Effect, Bottini said she fell 'in love with every gym teacher I ever had in my life.'"
11/21 party notes: a stranger, mid-conversation: "i think that's my ex therapist." minutes later, another woman gesturing to the corner. "ugh, my therapist is here." bullied by a disco historian minutes later.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
11/21 party notes: a stranger, mid-conversation: "i think that's my ex therapist." minutes later, another woman gesturing to the corner. "ugh, my therapist is here." bullied by a disco historian minutes later.
from go magazine lol
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
from go magazine lol
i always thought by this point i'd have joined the nineteenth iteration of a one-hit-wonder band and be solid gold on the county fair circuit, nursing minor fandom w/ funnel cakes. it's hard to sit with the could-haves and should-haves. anyway, i blame my wandering womb
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i always thought by this point i'd have joined the nineteenth iteration of a one-hit-wonder band and be solid gold on the county fair circuit, nursing minor fandom w/ funnel cakes. it's hard to sit with the could-haves and should-haves. anyway, i blame my wandering womb
need a ratemyadmin.com for both self-flagellation & to see the virtual watercooler vent for mandy in finance
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
need a ratemyadmin.com for both self-flagellation & to see the virtual watercooler vent for mandy in finance
dumping a couple hundred werthers originals in the corner of my apartment & having the trick or treaters sample from it like a felix gonzales-torres
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
dumping a couple hundred werthers originals in the corner of my apartment & having the trick or treaters sample from it like a felix gonzales-torres
being considered as an act for olivia cruises summer 2027 chant 2 gaia for me tonight
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
being considered as an act for olivia cruises summer 2027 chant 2 gaia for me tonight
truly out here living conflict is not abuse sos
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
truly out here living conflict is not abuse sos
release the lilith fair tapes
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
release the lilith fair tapes
sweet honey in the rock live at the democracy now firehouse studios is my woodstock 99
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
sweet honey in the rock live at the democracy now firehouse studios is my woodstock 99
the toll becoming a Herstorian is having on my unconscious...
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the toll becoming a Herstorian is having on my unconscious...
dreamt patrick califia had a talk show where WNBA players discussed their sexuality & first ep was jewell loyd talking about polyamory. she said it was expensive to have a lot of girlfriends.
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
dreamt patrick califia had a talk show where WNBA players discussed their sexuality & first ep was jewell loyd talking about polyamory. she said it was expensive to have a lot of girlfriends.
kansas city international drop off has a one kiss limit, ohare airport u can get a about 2 minutes of frenching in, but jfk baby u can make out for 45 minutes before security bats an eye
June 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
kansas city international drop off has a one kiss limit, ohare airport u can get a about 2 minutes of frenching in, but jfk baby u can make out for 45 minutes before security bats an eye
card carrying member
June 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
card carrying member
look i've got some line edits for those bronner boys i've been workshopping for 6, 7 years now. real good stuff. drop me a line if you know what's good for you
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
look i've got some line edits for those bronner boys i've been workshopping for 6, 7 years now. real good stuff. drop me a line if you know what's good for you
dreamt i was back in high school gym class & they took us all out to the corn pool to shuck corn. the corn pool--a gigantic fountain capable of becoming boiling hot for public corn cooks. "oh god," we all complained, backs heavy under the weight of large burlap sacks of corn.
June 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
dreamt i was back in high school gym class & they took us all out to the corn pool to shuck corn. the corn pool--a gigantic fountain capable of becoming boiling hot for public corn cooks. "oh god," we all complained, backs heavy under the weight of large burlap sacks of corn.
btw dreamt i was watching an 80s movie where meryl streep raised money for an orphanage's rent ($800) by throwing a diy (post-)punk/noise show. the movie was called silence.
June 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
btw dreamt i was watching an 80s movie where meryl streep raised money for an orphanage's rent ($800) by throwing a diy (post-)punk/noise show. the movie was called silence.
at the archive looking at 28 cubic feet of pornography while the woman in front of me reads a oversized book in middle english very slowly like she's milking a cow. we all know who the real pervert is
June 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
at the archive looking at 28 cubic feet of pornography while the woman in front of me reads a oversized book in middle english very slowly like she's milking a cow. we all know who the real pervert is
they didn't warn us about the PCD (post-conclave depression)... blasting "wild horses," clutching an empty glass of water, looking back at my hope like the cruel mirage it was. might change couches just to feel something.
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
they didn't warn us about the PCD (post-conclave depression)... blasting "wild horses," clutching an empty glass of water, looking back at my hope like the cruel mirage it was. might change couches just to feel something.
as a writer, my greatest ambition is to write something that features on democracy now. however as a musician, my greatest ambition is to never write something that could feature on democracy now.
May 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
as a writer, my greatest ambition is to write something that features on democracy now. however as a musician, my greatest ambition is to never write something that could feature on democracy now.
dreamt i was at a local drag show w rupaul & said, "the artform is struggling." & rupaul said, "i wouldn't call this art."
May 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
dreamt i was at a local drag show w rupaul & said, "the artform is struggling." & rupaul said, "i wouldn't call this art."
dreamt i was talking to my girlfriend's girlfriend about the legendary 70s experiment in separatist travel, sappho air
May 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
dreamt i was talking to my girlfriend's girlfriend about the legendary 70s experiment in separatist travel, sappho air
dreamt that i was visiting a national park with a cave gallery. an exhibition of handwriting scraps collected throughout the park was up, called "ephemeral typography." my dreamgirlfriend's verdict: "they've gone too far."
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
dreamt that i was visiting a national park with a cave gallery. an exhibition of handwriting scraps collected throughout the park was up, called "ephemeral typography." my dreamgirlfriend's verdict: "they've gone too far."