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Gherkin Inspector

@gherkininspectr.bsky.social

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 2h

Like him just being off the ground, looking down and seeing the floor moving past him as his body bobs up and down with her gait, teetering on her shoulder, worried he'll careen off one side but with that strong arm wrapped around his waist !!!!!

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 2h

OH MY GOD YES... I've been picked up before (Uncle threw me into a swimming pool once) and I can DEFINITELY imagine that feeling of... not quite helplessness, but being under someone else's control, physically subordinated to them...

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 3h

Better than sex

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 4h

No, like, everyone has the same fall break, I'm just mad about it.

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 5h

THOSE BASTARDS CHEATED ME! I only get TWO FUCKING DAYS of Fall break... Jesus.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 5h

OH MY GODDDDD... Helen just hucking him up like a farmhand with a wounded animal... He'd be sounding like one too by the end of it

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14h

Will is not a coat. Will is not a closet.

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🔞 ouh @cl0ckability.bsky.social · 1d

Guess I can share this too, the first porn piece of Silly Samuel. And it was by me LMAO

#r34 #nsfw #nsfwart #cummingcoworkers

A drawing of Silly Samuel.

He is jumping against a pillow, his tentadick exposed. His crab claw is tearing the pillow apart in the process.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah, Wave would 100% be shutting the hell up the moment he started getting it

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LAMPSHADEKING @lampshade-king.bsky.social · 1d

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!!!!!! BARKABAKRBAKRBKWBRKRARARRAHRHAHRHAHRH
#Deltaruined

Jevil oh jevil i love you so much ...... (coloring/thick lineart SUCKS never doing it again.... Ms Paint save me)