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The Ghost of Groucho

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If you take me too seriously, the joke is on you! I am not for everybody! A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015 PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Aug 26

⬆️ HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT ⬆️

If you come across any Military Personnel in the wild wearing their uniforms or camo, ASK them specifically "If the President orders the Troops to turn on US citizens, for ANY reason, WHAT WILL YOU DO? Will you obey?"

I NEED to hear their answer!

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.” ― Madalyn Murray O'Hair

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Epstein believed himself to be Trump's “closest friend"

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Chapelle is Shuckin' and Jivin' for the Royal Family!

What a disgrace.

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

I want two things for Christmas this year:

1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise

2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.

Not asking for much, y'all

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

E.T's girlfriend?

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

“after careful consideration and an extensive review of (their) North American business strategy,”

Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.

Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

The US Mint just revealed its Charlie Kirk Coin!

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Wonder how MAGA W's appointees are.....

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!!!

Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!

Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

The Chinese government has an EASY way to correct the record and correctly place the blame.

Will they?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 2

Bessent on China: "At the meeting in Geneva when I asked them, 'Why didn't you continue buying soybeans and the other products' then had one word, and guess what it was? Biden."

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

We are in the dumbest of timelines!

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

The 1970's Frayser is VERY different than today's Frayser!! You are 100% correct, it used to be a great place. Its run down now, sadly. Same goes for Parkway Village. It used to be super nice, now its a war zone. Heck, in the 70's, all the TV5 wrestlers lived in Frayser!

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Take 18 Billion from American States and give 20 Billion to Argentina in a bail out.

Make
Argentina
Great
Again

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Weeks ago i posted that I thought someone, anyone, should declare their run for the presidency and promise an end to the tariffs and offer up free healthcare (among other things) as a platform.

While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Fear Not America! We are safe and in good hands!

We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!

(you may facepalm now)

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

That 23% are probably the same people on election day that said "Wait, Biden is not on the ticket?"

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

It makes sense when you are told not to think for yourself.

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

If Steve Martin were to have been invited and had gone: "It was never easy for me. I was born a rich Saudi Arabian. I remember the days, sittin' on the Throne, singin' and dancin' with the Sultan of Brunei down on my Yacht..."

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

I can hear the jokes now:

"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle

"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK

"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

In My High School Bible 2 class (Private school) i can still remember a student asking the teacher "Why did god create wasps that sting".

The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"

I shit you not, that was his answer!

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

OR he could have said "... to my friend Ted Cruz, man, just CUT IT OUT."

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

I hope the vast majority of those serving today feel the same way.

It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.

The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Hakeem is the RIGHT man for the Job at the WRONG time in history.

Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.

DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.

Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · Oct 2

Since Ted Cruz is tinkering with A.I. on his fellow peers in congress, i thought i could have some A.I. fun too!

I give you the newest member of The Village People.

Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'

Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!