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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN

@ghouljokes.bsky.social

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Lexi!!! 27, she/her i'm a freakin deer Occasional artist, epic gamesgirl, factory nerd, professional hater of r*cc**ns This is an ADULTS ONLY ZONE! Gotta be 18+ to enter Forever #HASHTAGAWESOME Icon by @maximumgraves.bsky.social

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Mar 22

WE'RE FINISHED WE'VE GOT A REF SHEET NOW!!!!! CHECK ME OUT

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 44m

YAYYYYYYY

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OSMORU @osmoru.bsky.social · 2h

new season, new sona
her name is Divy Tu
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Nov 14

Midnight quagmire toilet

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Nov 14

(remaking cause the original is on the other site but I'm not gonna let that stop my nightly rts)
Michelle Obama: I need to take a massive shit, where's the nearest restroom?
Me:

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 11h

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Honestly all the wrong ones here are just

Yea, fair

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mean & evil @tape.bsky.social · Sep 4

i heard theyre inventing a new type of poop
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check out this music i really really like, its a free download on bandcamp its probably the best music in the world
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 18h

Life is Beautiful might be one of the funniest songs put into a video game

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"T. Ranny Dudley", Valentine @scronkle.bsky.social · 19h

hey just got off the phone with YHWH, He says you gotta post ass on bsky. yeah, no, He said you have to shake it a little too, so a video probably. Spreading is optional. It's the big man saying this not me.

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 21h

It’s really funny to me that deadly premonition of all things is one of the only games to have a character sleeping under a blanket then getting out of bed

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

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ALMOST

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have the image about him and every animal in the zoo

I’ll sign it and only if you have it

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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 1d

reminder that free speech is a privilege and not a right—those in power will challenge your right to free speech at every turn if you do not stand up for yourself and those around you

make your calls!! in the US, KOSA is back on the floor. use the 5calls app to contact your state reps!

boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · Aug 5

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

does anyone have that fucking elon musk "even the bugs and lizards" image on hand tyyy

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

He’s so swag

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

People been using AI to jack off for some time now

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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 1d

james sunderland seeing a horrifying mannequin monster: ahhhhhh a monster aaaaahhh I deserve this for killing my wife aaaaah I'm in hell aaaahhhh

hinako seeing a horrifying mannequin monster:

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CK @kaleido.bsky.social · 2d

Clover, again (wanted to draw more of my transwomen)

#furry #furryart

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Eri :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · Apr 16

Reiterating the fact that when this happened I got so jumpscared by her tits exploding in size that my body just instinctively opened GBVSR as if to shield me.

rl stine's coochbumps 🎃 @beat.facts.wtf · Apr 16

had to go back to twitter because i remembered something eri posted

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 2d

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 2d

I fucking called him Dylan

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 2d

RATING THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW BY HOW MUCH THEIR APPEARANCE MATCHES THEIR NAMES

Timmy
Trevor
Zach
Dylan
Sam

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"T. Ranny Dudley", Valentine @scronkle.bsky.social · 2d

being toxic in CS2 chat by telling guys I'm gonna do some weird deviantart stuff to them. "shut up bitch I'm gonna turn you into a doll then fuck the doll like a fleshlight" and then I go 2-17.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 3d

Hewwo

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 3d

shadowrun, print ad, imagery (2007) archive.org/details/game...

a bald human head with 10 eyes in the back of it, glancing in various directions. super creepy nightmare fuel.
text to the right: in any other game, this might actually help you.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 3d

Porn addiction isn't real, but I have discovered a legendary jewel that could change the world as we know it...

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