Jayme "Danger" Howard
@gimpy.bsky.social
Former tech lead for Reddit's Compute Platform. Now, Infrastructure Security, still at Reddit.
Extremely Online.
He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old
Extremely Online.
He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old
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Jayme "Danger" Howard
@gimpy.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Alright. New people seemingly following me out of nowhere in today's influx. Did I get recommended to you? What made you follow me? Inquiring minds want to know!
Say it with your whole chest. If you don't believe this, fix your heart.
Trans rights are human rights
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Say it with your whole chest. If you don't believe this, fix your heart.
I'm here for this.
Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan
YouTube video by Super Cassette - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm here for this.
Having one of those moments where I really want a cat again, but I've resigned myself to not doing that in our current home. So I'm just feeling sad instead.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Having one of those moments where I really want a cat again, but I've resigned myself to not doing that in our current home. So I'm just feeling sad instead.
I was less than 10 feet from Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter tonight, and Keanu made eye contact with me after smiling at my shirt.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was less than 10 feet from Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter tonight, and Keanu made eye contact with me after smiling at my shirt.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
Today isn't the best day I've had, but I'm feeling pretty darn good and it's nice to be able to grasp those positive moments. Strong rec for others to do the same, in this absolute hell world.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Today isn't the best day I've had, but I'm feeling pretty darn good and it's nice to be able to grasp those positive moments. Strong rec for others to do the same, in this absolute hell world.
I could never live here, but damn do I enjoy visiting Manhattan. NYC is one hell of a city. Good to be back.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I could never live here, but damn do I enjoy visiting Manhattan. NYC is one hell of a city. Good to be back.
I always feel like I'm simultaneously unprepared and dramatically overpacked any time I travel and it's kinda horseshit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I always feel like I'm simultaneously unprepared and dramatically overpacked any time I travel and it's kinda horseshit.
I don't know who decided it's a good idea for laptops to start being built with riveted metal plates keeping the keyboard attached to the housing, but I want to find them and shake the absolute hell out of them.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don't know who decided it's a good idea for laptops to start being built with riveted metal plates keeping the keyboard attached to the housing, but I want to find them and shake the absolute hell out of them.
Ghost energy drink has an "original" flavor, and it tastes like somebody tried to recreate Red Bull from memory and failed. Which is actually a good thing, in that it's better than Red Bull. But a bad thing, in that nobody should want the taste of Red Bull.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ghost energy drink has an "original" flavor, and it tastes like somebody tried to recreate Red Bull from memory and failed. Which is actually a good thing, in that it's better than Red Bull. But a bad thing, in that nobody should want the taste of Red Bull.
The level of mental exhaustion I'm feeling today is excessive, and I didn't even get paged. Computers were a mistake.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The level of mental exhaustion I'm feeling today is excessive, and I didn't even get paged. Computers were a mistake.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Midnight beta invites went out, and I'm weirdly not feeling FOMO about it. Not that I don't want to play, but the whole reduction in UI modding has actually made me feel like I'm more okay with just being casual.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Midnight beta invites went out, and I'm weirdly not feeling FOMO about it. Not that I don't want to play, but the whole reduction in UI modding has actually made me feel like I'm more okay with just being casual.
Took 40 years, but I can finally say I've seen the aurora firsthand. Barely visible with the human eye this far south and in a lot neighborhood, but the photo came out better than I expected.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Took 40 years, but I can finally say I've seen the aurora firsthand. Barely visible with the human eye this far south and in a lot neighborhood, but the photo came out better than I expected.
Immense respect to red teamers, and I envy the fuck out of you for not being put into the position of getting the adrenaline hit from an alert that screams "shit has been breached and everything is bad"
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Immense respect to red teamers, and I envy the fuck out of you for not being put into the position of getting the adrenaline hit from an alert that screams "shit has been breached and everything is bad"
Reposted by Jayme "Danger" Howard
I'm live now at twitch.tv/gnome_anne learning Starfinder so I can go to SPACE 🚀 (but you can also chat with me about #ttrpg in general, or ask about streaming, or whatever -- it's chill vibes)
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm live now at twitch.tv/gnome_anne learning Starfinder so I can go to SPACE 🚀 (but you can also chat with me about #ttrpg in general, or ask about streaming, or whatever -- it's chill vibes)
Oh good, either something I posted breached containment, or there's a new wave of spam follows going on because I've gotten 5 in the last 30 minutes when I normally get one a week or so.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh good, either something I posted breached containment, or there's a new wave of spam follows going on because I've gotten 5 in the last 30 minutes when I normally get one a week or so.
NBC just called it for Mamdani. Hot damn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NBC just called it for Mamdani. Hot damn.
For a brief, perfect moment, just before losing the game, I had Possibility Storm, Eye of the Storm, and Knowledge Pool all in play. Just an absolutely unhinged board state.
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
For a brief, perfect moment, just before losing the game, I had Possibility Storm, Eye of the Storm, and Knowledge Pool all in play. Just an absolutely unhinged board state.
PLAY THE GAME, Y'ALL! Early access!
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PLAY THE GAME, Y'ALL! Early access!
On here, I think 3. In person or on video calls, maybe a 6.
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On here, I think 3. In person or on video calls, maybe a 6.
www.reddit.com/r/RedditEng/... I still spend time thinking about this one, and how big it was.
October 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
www.reddit.com/r/RedditEng/... I still spend time thinking about this one, and how big it was.
As usual, Stephanie dropping wisdom. This was a really good one, saying a bunch of stuff that I've been struggling to articulate for myself for a while.
Ceci n’est pas une taverne 💕
youtu.be/hn8s2z-S07k
youtu.be/hn8s2z-S07k
This Will Change How You Run D&D Taverns Forever
YouTube video by Stephanie Plays Games
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
As usual, Stephanie dropping wisdom. This was a really good one, saying a bunch of stuff that I've been struggling to articulate for myself for a while.
When the killer is calling from inside the house, it's too late and you're pretty fucked.
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When the killer is calling from inside the house, it's too late and you're pretty fucked.
Heyyyy, are you a privacy-focused engineer? Would you like to probably work with me sometimes? job-boards.greenhouse.io/reddit/jobs/... We have two spots open for this role, and gee whiz would I like to see them filled.
Staff Privacy Engineer
Remote - United States
job-boards.greenhouse.io
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Heyyyy, are you a privacy-focused engineer? Would you like to probably work with me sometimes? job-boards.greenhouse.io/reddit/jobs/... We have two spots open for this role, and gee whiz would I like to see them filled.
Just discovered that an old buddy of mine up and died earlier this year, and I didn't know it. Life is just so fleeting, man.
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just discovered that an old buddy of mine up and died earlier this year, and I didn't know it. Life is just so fleeting, man.