Dad just had 3 glasses of wine and then said '6-7' at me.
I don't even have anything creative to say, the fuck do I do with that.

#MerryChristmas

Something no-one warns you about when you buy a house is that chances are, on the same week you pay your deposit, stamp duty and solicitors fees, you may also have to buy olive oil.
TO SAY I AM CLENCHED..

#homeowner #newhome #firstimebuyer #ftb

Omg how do we start a trend of the post that would get us banned from the United States?
#Trump #socialmedia #5years

Phone gallery: Happy 8th of December! Wanna see some memories?

Me: What, of this day last year?

PG: Nooo silly 😜 ..of the 27th of November 2023!

Me: .....

PG: 😁😁

Me: ... I guess..

PG: GREAT! Your friend must have WhatsApped you a pic of their new bathroom that day, aaand HERE IT IS 😁🙌

When I ask my conveyancer how far off exchange we might be, 5 months into my chain free house purchase
#numberwang #housebuying #ftb

Manifesting an exchange/ completion date by putting on high frequency music, lighting a green candle (for abundance), and screaming into the universe 'ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS DEAN!!'

#FTB #housebuyer

When the group finally finds a date everyone can do

Thanks Sheffield City Council, but this is no time for inspirational pep talks.. This is a busy road.. People could die

.... I just wonder whether some of the time and energy that went into making deodorant '72hr protection' could have maybe been better placed trying to cure endometriosis or something

I'll say it. #DonaldTrump has the voice of Winnie the Pooh doing a Dr. Evil impression.

I dont know what blood magic has just occurred but I just opened a window to let a fly out and IT FLEW STRAIGHT OUT ON THE FIRST TRY

Petition to bring back the phrase 'gay abandon'..

It's my strong belief that the rise of the word 'aesthetic' killed it off, and for the sake of everyone's tattered mental health, we should bring it back..

Gay abandon.

My reaction any time an author describes the outfit a character has picked out in the book I'm reading

My best strategy for de-influencing/ budgeting is to just ask myself, ‘do I need this as much as that woman in Beauty and The Beast “NEEDS SIX EGGS!?!”’

.. And then inevitably realising that no; no-one has ever needed anything as much as that woman needs six eggs..

US lawmakers questioning TikTok is 1000% no different from when my boomer dad would forget to turn on the monitor and then accuse me and my brother of breaking the computer because we've been 'uploading things again'