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@gingerwithabob.bsky.social
· Dec 16
can’t remember, but I DO receive a yearly “wasn’t sure what to get that you can eat! Wait can you eat eggs? You’re not vegan, right— Just no meat? OHH thank god! *almost has a heart attack*“ monologue (also.. my experimental g&t‘s I politely make for everyone even though the target audience is ME)
We're nearly there #SecretSantaAoNZ just two more sleeps (unless you're a midnight opener)
How about a question? What's a must have food? Ham? Turkey? An apricot in the stocking? Shortbread? Brandy cream? Trifle? BBQ? Seafood?
How about a question? What's a must have food? Ham? Turkey? An apricot in the stocking? Shortbread? Brandy cream? Trifle? BBQ? Seafood?
Me to the uncle who definitely didn’t have gunpowder tea gin and earl grey elderflower tonic with minerals from the Swedish highlands as a drink option during the eras of Muldoon and Rogernomics: “Ohh not your thing? You‘ll just have a beer instead? More for me, I guess!! Ha ha oh no tee hee“
Going to a party with old mates from when I was in the Young You-know-whats… They still don’t know I’m a judas.. (Okay, navy blue looks REALLY good on me.. Imagine if I pursued my childhood dream of becoming a Nats MP.. their loss)
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Going to a party with old mates from when I was in the Young You-know-whats… They still don’t know I’m a judas.. (Okay, navy blue looks REALLY good on me.. Imagine if I pursued my childhood dream of becoming a Nats MP.. their loss)
This is how you know it was at someone else’s gaff and not mine bc it’d 110% be gin instead of vodka. Anyway.. the alka seltzer I am drinking right now is pretty useless bc I’m gonna go have a few more (free will is a double edges sword, bc I really CAN just “go and have a few” whenever I want)
Local woman (me) finds out (already knew and been there done that many times but never learned) that getting absolutely tits-deep in all sorts of wines, whiskey, and vodka results in the type of hangover where you feel as if you need to be put in a padded cell, away from the general public
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This is how you know it was at someone else’s gaff and not mine bc it’d 110% be gin instead of vodka. Anyway.. the alka seltzer I am drinking right now is pretty useless bc I’m gonna go have a few more (free will is a double edges sword, bc I really CAN just “go and have a few” whenever I want)
Local woman (me) finds out (already knew and been there done that many times but never learned) that getting absolutely tits-deep in all sorts of wines, whiskey, and vodka results in the type of hangover where you feel as if you need to be put in a padded cell, away from the general public
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Local woman (me) finds out (already knew and been there done that many times but never learned) that getting absolutely tits-deep in all sorts of wines, whiskey, and vodka results in the type of hangover where you feel as if you need to be put in a padded cell, away from the general public
The modern woman (me) yearns for a g&b (gin and berocca) as of right now…..
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The modern woman (me) yearns for a g&b (gin and berocca) as of right now…..
yes I do look like Lois Griffin ha ha ha doesn’t help that teal is my favourite colour 🫠
I absolutely cannot tan for the life of me (not that I’d suit it.. I think I look much more like myself when I am pasty white) but my eyes look rlly pretty in the sun 🌟🌟🌟
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
yes I do look like Lois Griffin ha ha ha doesn’t help that teal is my favourite colour 🫠
This morning I woke up hungover and then went back to sleep and had the most VIVID dream ever (I don’t usually dream vividly) about a g&t right up until when I woke up, and I was especially thirsty and hot and bothered. She’s calling to me…… appearing in my dreams etc..
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This morning I woke up hungover and then went back to sleep and had the most VIVID dream ever (I don’t usually dream vividly) about a g&t right up until when I woke up, and I was especially thirsty and hot and bothered. She’s calling to me…… appearing in my dreams etc..
I absolutely cannot tan for the life of me (not that I’d suit it.. I think I look much more like myself when I am pasty white) but my eyes look rlly pretty in the sun 🌟🌟🌟
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I absolutely cannot tan for the life of me (not that I’d suit it.. I think I look much more like myself when I am pasty white) but my eyes look rlly pretty in the sun 🌟🌟🌟
Idling around in the wine store like: Nooooo I’m all good, I don’t need help.. I’m just waiting for someone to reply to my “red or white?” text!!
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Idling around in the wine store like: Nooooo I’m all good, I don’t need help.. I’m just waiting for someone to reply to my “red or white?” text!!
Am blaming the patriarchy, not the women.. @ anyone who says “it’s women who impose unrealistic beauty standards onto other women!!”
I don’t know what’s so appealing about wanting to look 18 when you’re almost 40… 20s, I can understand (unfortunately.. It’s sad that women can’t just accept that ageing is natural) but 18 is just ridiculous
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Am blaming the patriarchy, not the women.. @ anyone who says “it’s women who impose unrealistic beauty standards onto other women!!”
I don’t know what’s so appealing about wanting to look 18 when you’re almost 40… 20s, I can understand (unfortunately.. It’s sad that women can’t just accept that ageing is natural) but 18 is just ridiculous
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I don’t know what’s so appealing about wanting to look 18 when you’re almost 40… 20s, I can understand (unfortunately.. It’s sad that women can’t just accept that ageing is natural) but 18 is just ridiculous
“It’s her choice! Stop judging what a woman chooses to do!” Okay but I think we need to put our thinking caps on and be able to criticise some women’s choices and what leads said women to make them, because is every choice a woman makes a good one?
Let yourself age omfg it’s not unnatural???? Also of course you’re not gonna look like a 20 something y/o at 47.. THAT’S unnatural. Women are never gonna be free, it seems😀
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
“It’s her choice! Stop judging what a woman chooses to do!” Okay but I think we need to put our thinking caps on and be able to criticise some women’s choices and what leads said women to make them, because is every choice a woman makes a good one?
Let yourself age omfg it’s not unnatural???? Also of course you’re not gonna look like a 20 something y/o at 47.. THAT’S unnatural. Women are never gonna be free, it seems😀
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Let yourself age omfg it’s not unnatural???? Also of course you’re not gonna look like a 20 something y/o at 47.. THAT’S unnatural. Women are never gonna be free, it seems😀
“New year, new me… I’m totally cutting down!!” oink oink oink huge arse porky pie from me🐖🐖🐖🐖
Thankfully the doctor isn’t one of those institutions you legally can’t tell big fat porky pies to (I THINK… don’t quote me on this) because I definitely do not drink less than 12 standards a week
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 AM
“New year, new me… I’m totally cutting down!!” oink oink oink huge arse porky pie from me🐖🐖🐖🐖
Thankfully the doctor isn’t one of those institutions you legally can’t tell big fat porky pies to (I THINK… don’t quote me on this) because I definitely do not drink less than 12 standards a week
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Thankfully the doctor isn’t one of those institutions you legally can’t tell big fat porky pies to (I THINK… don’t quote me on this) because I definitely do not drink less than 12 standards a week
Met the bride once, but this is what happens when I befriend the middle aged demographic cuz I’m friends with her daughter and she asked if I’m game and I went “what the hell, sure!!!!“
find it hilarious (and on brand) that the first ever hens party I’m going to is for an 80 something y/o
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Met the bride once, but this is what happens when I befriend the middle aged demographic cuz I’m friends with her daughter and she asked if I’m game and I went “what the hell, sure!!!!“
find it hilarious (and on brand) that the first ever hens party I’m going to is for an 80 something y/o
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
find it hilarious (and on brand) that the first ever hens party I’m going to is for an 80 something y/o
These earrings my best friend gave me💁♀️ A beautiful fabulous woman must NEVER outgrow the “having a favourite colour (or two… or more) she’s obsessed with that people associate her with” thing
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
These earrings my best friend gave me💁♀️ A beautiful fabulous woman must NEVER outgrow the “having a favourite colour (or two… or more) she’s obsessed with that people associate her with” thing
Year of the elderly British Michaels again
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Year of the elderly British Michaels again
Also the other day, one of my film friends messaged me “We need to shoot a scene that’s set at an old person’s house… Can we pretty please use your place???” …okay, I guess if friend groups have “the mum friend,” I’m gonna have to accept my fate as the grandma of the group, now…
Last night, all the other five of my friends who were with me got ID’d at the pub, whereas I was the only one who didn’t… New year, old ancient elderly geriatric me.. I guess
Mmhmm Cousin GIF
ALT: Mmhmm Cousin GIF
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January 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Also the other day, one of my film friends messaged me “We need to shoot a scene that’s set at an old person’s house… Can we pretty please use your place???” …okay, I guess if friend groups have “the mum friend,” I’m gonna have to accept my fate as the grandma of the group, now…
Last night, all the other five of my friends who were with me got ID’d at the pub, whereas I was the only one who didn’t… New year, old ancient elderly geriatric me.. I guess
Mmhmm Cousin GIF
ALT: Mmhmm Cousin GIF
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Last night, all the other five of my friends who were with me got ID’d at the pub, whereas I was the only one who didn’t… New year, old ancient elderly geriatric me.. I guess
Drinking the good shit before I drink some shite rotgut prosecco bc I need to get RID of it, and I am absolutely not wasting the nice bottle of champagne I have on my pisshead friends on new year’s eve… sorry.. love them, but that is for when I properly celebrate something this coming year
Image description: A beautiful redhead woman with an even more beautiful gin martini 🍸🍸🍸🍸🫦🫦🫦🫦
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Drinking the good shit before I drink some shite rotgut prosecco bc I need to get RID of it, and I am absolutely not wasting the nice bottle of champagne I have on my pisshead friends on new year’s eve… sorry.. love them, but that is for when I properly celebrate something this coming year
Image description: A beautiful redhead woman with an even more beautiful gin martini 🍸🍸🍸🍸🫦🫦🫦🫦
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Image description: A beautiful redhead woman with an even more beautiful gin martini 🍸🍸🍸🍸🫦🫦🫦🫦
Why is this in my saved photos
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why is this in my saved photos