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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · 26d

Sorry I have been absent. But as you can see, I have been busy! Thank you for your patience.

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The Venus Cuckoldress Podcast @cuckoldressv.bsky.social · Sep 13

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Aug 26

Nothing but Blue Sky.

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Krystal Davis @krystaldavisxxx.bsky.social · Jul 5

I love my independence and I celebrate it all year long doing who and what I want!!!

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Jun 9

Happy Monday. Here is a little HK history. I found the first design for my QOS tattoo. The one on the left is what I had in mind when I walked into the tattoo shop back in 2012. The right is the final design. #QOS

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Jun 6

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · May 28

Nothing but Blue Sky.

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · May 23

Nothing but Blue Sky.

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · May 18

I had my first colonoscopy Friday morning, then I had an awful weekend. Friday about 1pm, I had the worst cramping of my life. It Was Fucking Awful. Finally feeling normal today! So here I am sucking Shane Diesel's massive man meat!

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The Venus Cuckoldress Podcast @cuckoldressv.bsky.social · May 16

Happy Friday everyone! Here's your latest PSA ❤️

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · May 2

Nothing but Blue Sky!

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 30

A Small Life, Lived Large.

This is my kitty Selene. Last Friday was her last day. She was with me and Pip for 22 years. A feral kitten adopted from a vets office. Goodbye to the REAL Queen in the house! 💔💔💔💔 You are missed.

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 21

Nothing but Blue Sky. Plus some art.

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 20

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 19

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 19

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Sinnamon Love @sinnamonlove.blacksky.app · Apr 20

Bruh… Let me call Mary.

#heisrisen

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from a satirical news site styled as “MSMNC,” parodying MSNBC. The headline reads: “Jesus H. Christ Missing From Tomb After Crucifixion.” Beneath the headline is a subheading in smaller, capitalized font: “After Dead for Three Days, Body of Nazarene Community Organizer No Longer Found in Burial Site.” The byline credits the article to Elana Williams, with a dateline of April 9, 30 C.E. at 8:47 PM CEST. The article reports that Jesus H. Christ, known for challenging religious and political elites, was executed Friday and buried outside the city. Three days later, his body has gone missing. The article notes that the first report came from a woman identified only as Mary, last name withheld for privacy. The layout uses MSNBC’s recognizable navy-blue and white color scheme with clean typography, and a bold, matter-of-fact tone.

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A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “CZN,” a parody of CNN. The headline reads in bold black text: “Tomb of Crucified Community Organizer Jesus H. Christ Found Empty; Eyewitness an Unnamed Former Sex Worker Raises Questions.” A red “BREAKING NEWS” banner stretches across the top of the article. The byline is credited to Anderson Coopertik, Jerusalem Bureau. The article reports that the tomb of Jesus H. Christ, a radical teacher and community organizer executed by Roman authorities on Friday, was discovered empty early Sunday morning. An unnamed former sex worker, identified as the first eyewitness, claims the stone was rolled away and the body missing. Religious scholars and political officials are quoted responding to the mystery, with one expert mentioning the possibility of divine intervention. The layout mimics CNN’s visual style, featuring bold fonts, white background, and red accent bars to suggest urgency and authority.

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Jake @my2bits4u.bsky.social · Apr 20

Happy easter

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 20

I see what you did there! LOL! Everyone knows Will is a NASCAR guy- I mean he is Ricky Bobby!

a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom

ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 19

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · Apr 18

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 18

More slutting around on Great Friday!

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Harmoni Kalifornia --Professional Slut @girlwspadetatoo.bsky.social · Apr 18

Some fucking to make a good Friday GREAT!

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