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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 21h
Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 12d
Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 15d
I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 17d
Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 17d
There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 20d
Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 20d
Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 20d
Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
at the party
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
Sorrgy im drubk right now
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
Giraffes haves homes
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 23d
Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 24d
Read a book. Grow up
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 24d
Giraffes don't care about your feelings.
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 25d
Good luck final giraffe
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 25d
Can you avoid the giraffe
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 25d
Magic the Noah’s Ark
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 25d
Girronimo!!!
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
Giraffes make a fine stew. It’s too fine in fact. It’s more of a soup
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 26d
Scientists are still unable to explain how giraffes are even alive. All observations have shown no organic processes or material of any kind
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