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GJPC
@gjpmcd.bsky.social
Fife 👬 Northern Irish/Scotsman. Kylie Minogue stan. Horror addict. Love to travel 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪.
Judge my smellies, pick something for me to spray on you. 😏
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Spin class at 6 - meeting dragging on. Will he make it..

**presses leave**
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thanks for the reminder @ristophe.bsky.social - Christmas has cum early for me today 🫠
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Morning lads, getting ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶i̶l̶e̶r̶ serviced today, engineer hot or not?
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Happy St Andrews Day fellow Scots 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 , mince and tatties 🥔 again for us
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Home still wearing my thermals, advance warning if getting these from Uniqlo go a size up or it’ll all go a bit slutty x
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Honey I’m home .. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

51 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The sun doesn’t bother its arse to rise here. (It’s almost 10am)
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Done up like Captain Birdseye for a night in Rovanemi
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Told mr GJPC it’s good luck to pull the reindeer’s tail, made that up but he went with it 🥴😏
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh found him ! That was easy
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I fear the captain has taken a wrong turn, this ain’t no Gran Canaria and I’ve only packed Speedos and a smile😡
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Darling hold my hand 🎶 (extended winter version)
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Manchester ̶A̶i̶r̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶I’m in you!
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Christ is everyone a Black Friday sale ? Might offer 20% off to my site, onlyGJPC*

*ᵀᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ, ˢʰᶦʳᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵒⁿˡʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ʰᶦⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵃⁿᵗ
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What is happening in your 2026?!

Travel
Crabs
Homo

Same as last year ffs
What is happening in your 2026?!

Travel
Friends
Penis

🤞🏼🎉🥂
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
As you may know Scotland names its snow gritters, some highlights: Calvin Har-ice, Sled Zeppelin to name but a few, this year we’ve a new one…
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pair one has arrived. At this rate I’ll have my full set by next summer 🫠. #aussiebumgate
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bit windy out there lads, I might get blown off* my bike going to boxing 🥊

*With any luck 😏
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thanks @kellerllee.bsky.social, I think the last person to draw me was in court* ⚖️.

*joke
Gary’s Walk In The Rain

Kellerlee.com

Thanks to @gjpmcd.bsky.social for the inspiration.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hate selfies me, hate em

EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
New profile pic, holiday toilet edition
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Right fess up! Who did this ? Just had to rub out “GJPC loves” on this xx
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thanks to very talented @kellerllee.bsky.social for this, can’t wait to see the finished work.
Work in progress- an evolution of an encaustic painting… start to add in shading and brush in color with heated metal brushes.

More to come…

Thanks to @gjpmcd.bsky.social for the inspiration.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM