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@glamburgr.bsky.social

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𝗢𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. 𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿?

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 15

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳!

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 9

NYAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW IT~
OMG you know like, JUST what girls wanna hear...

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 9

// i kinda wanna make this a dr muse thats a little more Serious
catty sounds like an OK choice but also maybe someone else... suggestions?

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 9

Uhm, not just "another" cute cat.
I'm the cutest cat EVAR!!!

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 7

Hopefully by a couple she means like... a couple dozen. Catty's belly is soooo empty right now...
She'll eat just about ANYTHING.

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 6

Omigawd, like... can SHE try?? She's super duper hungry...
Bet she won't even end up getting honey on her face!!

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 6

Who wants to see how fast I can eat large pepperoni pizza???
I'll totally show you... but I need a large pepperoni pizza first.

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 6

See, Catty's NOT weird for doing the same thing with peanut butter jars, okay??
It's called "reuse, reduce, recycle".

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 5

...Anyways, like I was saying, turns out fireworks DON'T fizz on your tongue like pop rocks if you bite into them.
So I had to give Bratty twenty bucks but then she drove me to the hospital so we're like... karmically balanced now!

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 1

Maybe you'll find her asleep in YOUR bed!!

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 1

This heat's SUCH a drag. I just wanna like... lie in bed all day and sweat.

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jul 1

Mreeeeooooow.

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 29

A covert advertising gig, or just general trashiness? Can you ever really tell the difference with this girl?

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 29

She'll fall asleep just about anywhere, especially if "anywhere" includes sprawled out in an alley with her legs open and clothes missing. LMAO.

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 28

Gurl...
If he dies he dies.

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𝒜𝒮𝑅𝐼𝐸𝐿 𝒟𝑅𝐸𝐸𝑀𝒰𝑅𝑅 @hxmetxwnwhxre.bsky.social · Jun 28

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✰𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚢✰ @theholidaymage.bsky.social · Oct 19

❝ 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞!

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲!❞
✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 26

Too real, too real...

a pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the left

ALT: a pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the left

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 26

"'Kay, cause I'm totes putting her on speed dial."
Her smirk only grows as she watches his enamored reaction, ample bosom more than capable of filling his claws.
"See, I knew EVERYONE liked boobs. Even *kings*, NYAHAHA~"
Raising her arms up in the air so he's got unrestrained access... 💜

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 26

OMG, wait, wait, I'm still like, pulling the calculator app up on my phone so I can bill you for that.

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 23

You like boobs? You wanna touch boobs?

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 23

// my muse has been higher than usual but this place is still p dead-

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 23

...Wait so you'll buy me 30 burgers if I do it for reals?? I might be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough...
to turn an offer THAT good down.~
You're gonna see JUST how much trouble I'm really worth!

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 23

Y'know, like... nya.

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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 23

Omigawsh, I've never worn a tailored ANYTHING. Deal... as long as your tailor's open to adjustments. Seriously, I'm like, a serial pants-killer! Like... call me Catty the Ripper.
Nothing works better than cat squish therapy~

𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · Jun 22

I should totally get a freedom motif