Glathgrundel
@glathgrundel.bsky.social
Surly curmudgeon, best avoided whilst intoxicated.
Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges.
Kind to animals.
Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges.
Kind to animals.
Pinned
Glathgrundel
@glathgrundel.bsky.social
· Jan 25
I'm really looking forward to developing Alzheimer's so I can put this whole thing behind me.
Donica Blewinski
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Donica Blewinski
Would it kill him to put down some blankets for them to sleep on?
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Would it kill him to put down some blankets for them to sleep on?
Priest: Get on your KNEES, my son.
Altar Boy: To PRAY?
Priest: Sure, you can pray while we're doing it.
Altar Boy: To PRAY?
Priest: Sure, you can pray while we're doing it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Priest: Get on your KNEES, my son.
Altar Boy: To PRAY?
Priest: Sure, you can pray while we're doing it.
Altar Boy: To PRAY?
Priest: Sure, you can pray while we're doing it.
Showing 'weakness' in our society is like a baby zebra limping past a hungry lioness.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Showing 'weakness' in our society is like a baby zebra limping past a hungry lioness.
ICE could dress up like a shaman and people STILL wouldn't get it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ICE could dress up like a shaman and people STILL wouldn't get it.
Should we tell her that he isn't the dude who sang "Can't Stop the Feeling!" ... I mean, she's an ASTRONAUT, so she can probably figure that out.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Should we tell her that he isn't the dude who sang "Can't Stop the Feeling!" ... I mean, she's an ASTRONAUT, so she can probably figure that out.
He kissed a girl who kissed a girl and liked it, and he liked it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He kissed a girl who kissed a girl and liked it, and he liked it.
Steve Bannon is what Yoda would look like if he had a crack addiction.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Steve Bannon is what Yoda would look like if he had a crack addiction.
The importance of these people to Trump ended the SECOND their ballot landed in the box.
Their lives don’t matter to him, they never did.
It was only ever about their vote.
Their lives don’t matter to him, they never did.
It was only ever about their vote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The importance of these people to Trump ended the SECOND their ballot landed in the box.
Their lives don’t matter to him, they never did.
It was only ever about their vote.
Their lives don’t matter to him, they never did.
It was only ever about their vote.
I grew up reading British Comic 2000ad … it was (is) six or so serialised stories & you had to wait on a cliffhanger for the next part of the story.
I would count the days until Monday & be at the newsagent as soon as I got out of school.
Sometimes instant gratification isn’t the BEST gratification.
I would count the days until Monday & be at the newsagent as soon as I got out of school.
Sometimes instant gratification isn’t the BEST gratification.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I grew up reading British Comic 2000ad … it was (is) six or so serialised stories & you had to wait on a cliffhanger for the next part of the story.
I would count the days until Monday & be at the newsagent as soon as I got out of school.
Sometimes instant gratification isn’t the BEST gratification.
I would count the days until Monday & be at the newsagent as soon as I got out of school.
Sometimes instant gratification isn’t the BEST gratification.
The Gulp of America?
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November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The Gulp of America?
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The Gulf of MEXICO looks like Trump’s big, stupid mouth and Cuba looks like Bill’s load.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Gulf of MEXICO looks like Trump’s big, stupid mouth and Cuba looks like Bill’s load.
Donica Blewenski.
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Donica Blewenski.
The difference between the GOP and the Democrats is that WE want EVERYONE who abused vulnerable, underage girls exposed and held to account … whoever they are and whatever their political affiliations.
The GOP just want their OPPONENTS exposed and their ALLIES protected.
The GOP just want their OPPONENTS exposed and their ALLIES protected.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The difference between the GOP and the Democrats is that WE want EVERYONE who abused vulnerable, underage girls exposed and held to account … whoever they are and whatever their political affiliations.
The GOP just want their OPPONENTS exposed and their ALLIES protected.
The GOP just want their OPPONENTS exposed and their ALLIES protected.
That’s just your endocrine system, flooding your brain with painkillers to compensate for the damage you’ve done to your legs and pelvis.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
That’s just your endocrine system, flooding your brain with painkillers to compensate for the damage you’ve done to your legs and pelvis.
Should people cheer for HITLER out of respect for the office of German Chancellor?
Asking for 6 million murdered Jews.
Asking for 6 million murdered Jews.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Should people cheer for HITLER out of respect for the office of German Chancellor?
Asking for 6 million murdered Jews.
Asking for 6 million murdered Jews.
Well, at least she knows a double negative indicates a 4th grade education.
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Well, at least she knows a double negative indicates a 4th grade education.
Just bulldoze the WH and build your gaudy hotel ... stop dragging it out.
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Just bulldoze the WH and build your gaudy hotel ... stop dragging it out.
It's actually going to include a pizzeria with an elevator straight down to the bunker ... because 'freedom'.
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's actually going to include a pizzeria with an elevator straight down to the bunker ... because 'freedom'.
Who wears it better?
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Who wears it better?
He's right, what has India ever produced that was epically beautiful?
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He's right, what has India ever produced that was epically beautiful?
Only the classiest ballrooms have a stage with stripper poles.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Only the classiest ballrooms have a stage with stripper poles.
When everyone is living in burned-out cars under the freeway and fighting over that last rat drumstick, will America be great again?
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When everyone is living in burned-out cars under the freeway and fighting over that last rat drumstick, will America be great again?
I don't know who Virginia is, but she's far too lazy and complacent for the situation America is in at the moment.
She is going to get the level of Hell that her inactions have earned, and will have nobody to blame but herself.
She is going to get the level of Hell that her inactions have earned, and will have nobody to blame but herself.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't know who Virginia is, but she's far too lazy and complacent for the situation America is in at the moment.
She is going to get the level of Hell that her inactions have earned, and will have nobody to blame but herself.
She is going to get the level of Hell that her inactions have earned, and will have nobody to blame but herself.