Glitch | @ Vash's womb rig
@glitchticks.bsky.social
30s | they/them | i *will* get that fictional man pregnant | profic/anti-harassment | anti-censorship | minors DNF
Pinned
a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
ALT: a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
media.tenor.com
*lights profic preggy vash beacon*
there's not enough mpreg in the world rn imo
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
there's not enough mpreg in the world rn imo
"I asked chatgpt"
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
atmospheric river 2: electric boogaloo
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
atmospheric river 2: electric boogaloo
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DO NOT I repeat DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER!
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
DO NOT I repeat DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER!
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
how are my puget sound humans doing 😰
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
how are my puget sound humans doing 😰
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🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻
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Drawing and writing kinks is a harmless act
Be weird and harmless
Be weird and harmless
Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Drawing and writing kinks is a harmless act
Be weird and harmless
Be weird and harmless
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
ANGELINA REVEAL
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ANGELINA REVEAL
once again offended by how much hungrier working out makes me
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
once again offended by how much hungrier working out makes me
lrt banana fish of all anime adaptations deserves real human performances for an english dub and i will die on that hill
(i'm not well-versed in working english VAs but feel free to fancast in the comments if you like i think that'd be fun)
(i'm not well-versed in working english VAs but feel free to fancast in the comments if you like i think that'd be fun)
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
lrt banana fish of all anime adaptations deserves real human performances for an english dub and i will die on that hill
(i'm not well-versed in working english VAs but feel free to fancast in the comments if you like i think that'd be fun)
(i'm not well-versed in working english VAs but feel free to fancast in the comments if you like i think that'd be fun)
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It is always ethical to bully Amazon.
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It is always ethical to bully Amazon.
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i credit ten years of aggressively/neurotically tapping ELISA plates dry for this auspicious moment.
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i credit ten years of aggressively/neurotically tapping ELISA plates dry for this auspicious moment.
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
giving him a hug and petting his hair and apologizing profusely for all the suffering he's endured
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
if you were stuck in a room with the person in your pfp, what's the first thing you're doing?
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
giving him a hug and petting his hair and apologizing profusely for all the suffering he's endured
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
I hope your twinks are stuffed to bursting today
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I hope your twinks are stuffed to bursting today
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I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
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Hey reminder please be kind to anyone working in public service jobs over the holidays we’re all doing our best and are really tired!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hey reminder please be kind to anyone working in public service jobs over the holidays we’re all doing our best and are really tired!!!
I'm a jerk if I order in the night before tgiving, I think
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm a jerk if I order in the night before tgiving, I think
watching "gods of egypt" and it's as much as you can expect from a swords & sandals flick but also I need to know if anyone's written horus absolutely railing bek please and thank you
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
watching "gods of egypt" and it's as much as you can expect from a swords & sandals flick but also I need to know if anyone's written horus absolutely railing bek please and thank you
229.....
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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