Lex
@glitterstrands.bsky.social
beat me up and earn 15 silver points
29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
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Oscars 2026 - UK
docs.google.com
in the UK? excited about the Oscars but don't know how to watch half the films on there? well GOOD NEWS I've whacked them all onto a spreadsheet for you!
the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
no new pics where are you mentally
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
no new pics where are you mentally
the concept of the epstein files leading to a wes streeting premiership
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the concept of the epstein files leading to a wes streeting premiership
put Melinda Verga in I Kissed a Boy you cowards
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
put Melinda Verga in I Kissed a Boy you cowards
finally getting around to watching Song Sung Blue and what do you MEAN King Princess and Jackie Cox are in this lmaoooo
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
finally getting around to watching Song Sung Blue and what do you MEAN King Princess and Jackie Cox are in this lmaoooo
a genuine all-timer chaotic lip sync in this week's uk vs the world well done everyone
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
a genuine all-timer chaotic lip sync in this week's uk vs the world well done everyone
unfortunately I am not a bison
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
unfortunately I am not a bison
I bought a matcha latte! It tastes dreadful!
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I bought a matcha latte! It tastes dreadful!
I am now the owner of the one and only roadkill labewbew
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I am now the owner of the one and only roadkill labewbew
phenomenal, well done
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
phenomenal, well done
spotify/tidal get six A DAY meanwhile fascist sympathiser tim cook lets us have a paltry 90 minutes of music every tuesday. i feel like oliver and his gruel
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 AM
spotify/tidal get six A DAY meanwhile fascist sympathiser tim cook lets us have a paltry 90 minutes of music every tuesday. i feel like oliver and his gruel
apple music give more than one favourites mix per week challenge. do that challenge
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
apple music give more than one favourites mix per week challenge. do that challenge
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
I'm finally brave enough to say it. I don't know what the fuck matcha is
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm finally brave enough to say it. I don't know what the fuck matcha is
good morning ben i think i have carbon monoswagide poisoning
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
good morning ben i think i have carbon monoswagide poisoning
sexistential arca remix imminent...
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
sexistential arca remix imminent...
most annoying part of today is having to do it again tomorrow unless i fuck andie macdowell
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
most annoying part of today is having to do it again tomorrow unless i fuck andie macdowell
damn nicki couldn't even manage THIS?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
damn nicki couldn't even manage THIS?
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gobbled, devoured, will never manage this again
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
gobbled, devoured, will never manage this again
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
I like his videos but my main takeaway has always been that he has way too much disposable income so this tracks
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I like his videos but my main takeaway has always been that he has way too much disposable income so this tracks