Lex
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29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
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Oscars 2026 - UK
docs.google.com
in the UK? excited about the Oscars but don't know how to watch half the films on there? well GOOD NEWS I've whacked them all onto a spreadsheet for you!
the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I know they put the contestants through a lot on The Apprentice but sending them to the "Paddington Bear Experience" feels a bit much.
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I know they put the contestants through a lot on The Apprentice but sending them to the "Paddington Bear Experience" feels a bit much.
nintendo partner directs don't really do much for me cos it tends to just be Here's Some Games That Run Better On PS5 but pragmata looks pretty good
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
nintendo partner directs don't really do much for me cos it tends to just be Here's Some Games That Run Better On PS5 but pragmata looks pretty good
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
no new pics where are you mentally
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
no new pics where are you mentally
the concept of the epstein files leading to a wes streeting premiership
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the concept of the epstein files leading to a wes streeting premiership
finally getting around to watching Song Sung Blue and what do you MEAN King Princess and Jackie Cox are in this lmaoooo
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
finally getting around to watching Song Sung Blue and what do you MEAN King Princess and Jackie Cox are in this lmaoooo
a genuine all-timer chaotic lip sync in this week's uk vs the world well done everyone
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
a genuine all-timer chaotic lip sync in this week's uk vs the world well done everyone
apple music give more than one favourites mix per week challenge. do that challenge
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
apple music give more than one favourites mix per week challenge. do that challenge
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
I'm finally brave enough to say it. I don't know what the fuck matcha is
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm finally brave enough to say it. I don't know what the fuck matcha is
sexistential arca remix imminent...
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
sexistential arca remix imminent...
most annoying part of today is having to do it again tomorrow unless i fuck andie macdowell
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
most annoying part of today is having to do it again tomorrow unless i fuck andie macdowell
damn nicki couldn't even manage THIS?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
damn nicki couldn't even manage THIS?
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gobbled, devoured, will never manage this again
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
gobbled, devoured, will never manage this again
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
January in movies 🤓
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
January in movies 🤓
firmly back in animal crossing's cruel cruel clutches i fear
February 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
firmly back in animal crossing's cruel cruel clutches i fear
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thinking about Katherine Kelly as Becky McDonald’s 2011 photoshoot for the iconic ‘sledgehammer through Tracy’s door scene’ in Coronation Street x
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 PM
thinking about Katherine Kelly as Becky McDonald’s 2011 photoshoot for the iconic ‘sledgehammer through Tracy’s door scene’ in Coronation Street x
had a spiritual awakening in a place of worship tonight (the swedish church where they show melfest)
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
had a spiritual awakening in a place of worship tonight (the swedish church where they show melfest)
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
this is so good it's a shame she died immediately after recording it. I often wonder what she'd be doing now if she were still with us. oh well, we can only assume music.apple.com/gb/album/ora...
Orange County Girl by Gwen Stefani on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 3:23
music.apple.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
this is so good it's a shame she died immediately after recording it. I often wonder what she'd be doing now if she were still with us. oh well, we can only assume music.apple.com/gb/album/ora...
tried to have an early night but downloaded a new picross game instead
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
tried to have an early night but downloaded a new picross game instead