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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · Sep 7

about alt text!
i am no good at describing stuff id rather just depict visually, both describing and tagging
postybirb requires alt text in some form or it wont work on bluesky.
if you are PERSONALLY effected by my alt text, let me know if you have suggestions that could be done for 5 plus posts (-

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 3h

i do say super eggnant forever, i do!
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
(the sparkles are me blasting u btw)
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 8h

hahahah ow.

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 12h

live over at https://picarto.tv/gloedik !
dm if interested

sketch com, advertisement, transfixion, transfixion pad, transfixed, stuck, magic, embarrassed

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

will do more, but!maybe tomorrow
its too late

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

that was a really good loot run too...

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

a kinda redo of the growth drive i **tried** however long ago

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

the concept this is kindof a test of, maybe either a commission or other kinda thing
person commissions to be the dungeon delver
and the most like response becomes the first curse item maybe, then another, and another
and we can see if they can escape the dungeon or not :3

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

think of this kind of a globully? its also kind of a test for maybe a new future interactive thing i can do
(most suggestions will offshoot their own pics, may combine a couple)
(to suggest a cursed item, say what it is, what it looks like, and what it does! hornier/embarrassing the better)

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

glo in no way looks "normal" so they thought the robe would make them fit in more for the gala the team was invited to
this is.
a new.
problem.

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

slimetrap bottle
a quick way for dungeon masters to incapacitate those pesky adventurers, and cheap too! buy one now!

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

"WHAT!? HUH!? IS THIS THAT THINGS DICK!? FUCK WHY IS IT SO BIG!???!?"
The Mimic's Asset: a belt said to grant the same strength of whoever you face. it just does not specify...how. or when.

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bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

pt 2

bioluminescent penis @gloedik.bsky.social · 1d

the shoes that cant outrun time: at some point it becomes harder and harder to move so much as outside of the pose of one reacting and trying out the shoes the first time
should have realized those statues were suspiciously realistic (pt1)