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gloopie
@gloopie1.bsky.social
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my gaming peak is hitting diamond 1 75 LP on league season 14 split 1 😎

add me on league if u want :3 gloopie#NA2
my take on this is most ads are intrusive and obnoxious and feel as though they’re insulting to the intelligence of those watching, but the super bowl is far more palatable because they have to be interesting and fun or it’s an enormous waste of money
but also get all these fucking ads outta my life
Americans: “get these fucking ads outta my life!!!”

Also Americans: *watches Super Bowl for the advertising*
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
ngl my instagram feed is funny as ever loving fuck right now. am i blasted off my penjamin? of course yeah, but this shit is giving me back to back bangers. they completely algorthimically nailed down my sense of humor
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
why is riot games steezing on my jhin gameplay with these insane balance “buffs”
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
found out my ex (of many years ago) is pregnant last night and holy fucking shit what a bullet to dodge
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
gn chat sleep so tight
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
tattoo on right forearm or left forearm? for reference my right arm is bare and my left arm has a dragon on the back of my left forearm
February 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Crick
open.spotify.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i got insurance & have an eye dr appointment this weekend, tax return came in, and i’m smoking weed. on the real, paid off a very large and burdensome debt in full recently and feeling so much relief. sending good vibes to all ❤️
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
alright i’m widewwawy about to pull $300 out of this tax return and use the $150 i’ve saved to go get a new tattoo. gotta figure out what i wanna do now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
hit.
tax refund should be hitting today, shoutout irs 🙏🏼
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
ethereal pull on this one

open.spotify.com/track/3kPWyM...
System
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February 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
tax refund should be hitting today, shoutout irs 🙏🏼
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
okay it is the droning bass line that absolutely transfixed me on this song and just completely hypnotizes me it feels like for the length of it

open.spotify.com/track/7EX6x6...
How Conchobor was Begotten
open.spotify.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
oh yeah i bought tickets to go to a heated rivalry rave, that’s gonna be fire 😭
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Special
open.spotify.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7ngxyV...

this song has some kind of fucking crack in it i swear
CAN WE IGNORE IT? :(
open.spotify.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
yall ever been so horny u feel that shit in ur tummy
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
i have my first eye dr appointment scheduled in like 3 years lfg. going to finally get some new glasses
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
my god also hytale came out??? so fucking cool seeing all the mods being made for that game already not even a month into launch
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
a lot has happened guys i got insurance and a new job and started going to clubs and yeah stuff man, stuff
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
have become completely obsessed with a colony sim game called songs of syx. the shit has an absolute stranglehold on me lately.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
hi 😊
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
MY GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAATSSSSS (from afar)
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
tx powerball hit $1.8 Billion before somebody won.
recession indicator
September 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM