Glossop Institute for Modernisation and Prosperity
@glossopimp.bsky.social
A new third sector initiative, the purpose of the Glossop Institute for Modernisation and Prosperity is to drag the High Peak town kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The BBC - "Watch now on BBC iPlayer, or whenever you like it's up to you, you're in charge of the schedule now, it's 2025."
Other media - "Didn't watch Celebrity Traitors last night? Fuck you!"
Other media - "Didn't watch Celebrity Traitors last night? Fuck you!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The BBC - "Watch now on BBC iPlayer, or whenever you like it's up to you, you're in charge of the schedule now, it's 2025."
Other media - "Didn't watch Celebrity Traitors last night? Fuck you!"
Other media - "Didn't watch Celebrity Traitors last night? Fuck you!"
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November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Zia Yusuf on Kuensberg to discuss "Prince" Andrew. Why? His party is not in power, not are they the opposition. It just feels lazy at this point.
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Zia Yusuf on Kuensberg to discuss "Prince" Andrew. Why? His party is not in power, not are they the opposition. It just feels lazy at this point.
I've not laughed at something as hard as I did at The Chair Company since The Driving Crooner sketch on I Think You Should Leave. Granted, it's not that long between them and they're both same people, but they're simply too good.
a man in a car with the words it 's simply too good
ALT: a man in a car with the words it 's simply too good
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October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've not laughed at something as hard as I did at The Chair Company since The Driving Crooner sketch on I Think You Should Leave. Granted, it's not that long between them and they're both same people, but they're simply too good.
Dear filmmakers, please stop having things appear outside the aspect ratio. It looks terrible.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Dear filmmakers, please stop having things appear outside the aspect ratio. It looks terrible.
I've watched every "The Godfather" over a 72 hour period, and my first time watching Part III albeit as Coda. I have to say they have the most annoying diegetic use of a film score I've ever seen.
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I've watched every "The Godfather" over a 72 hour period, and my first time watching Part III albeit as Coda. I have to say they have the most annoying diegetic use of a film score I've ever seen.
From @theguardian.com
"Farage is now enduring sustained heckling from the Liberal Democrats.
He says he has never seen so many Lib Dems in the chamber."
Because he's never fucking there.
"Farage is now enduring sustained heckling from the Liberal Democrats.
He says he has never seen so many Lib Dems in the chamber."
Because he's never fucking there.
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
From @theguardian.com
"Farage is now enduring sustained heckling from the Liberal Democrats.
He says he has never seen so many Lib Dems in the chamber."
Because he's never fucking there.
"Farage is now enduring sustained heckling from the Liberal Democrats.
He says he has never seen so many Lib Dems in the chamber."
Because he's never fucking there.
@glossopimprov.bsky.social is this still going?
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@glossopimprov.bsky.social is this still going?
Is "Game of Wool" supposed to be pun on something?
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is "Game of Wool" supposed to be pun on something?
Watching The Iron Claw. How Zac Efron isn't He-Man in the upcoming Masters of the Universe beggars belief.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Watching The Iron Claw. How Zac Efron isn't He-Man in the upcoming Masters of the Universe beggars belief.
If I threaten to leave Netflix do they offer you a discount?
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If I threaten to leave Netflix do they offer you a discount?
Remember, when we reach 100 followers we'll reveal the celebrity caught sneaking into the left-hand lane going up Mottram Moor.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Remember, when we reach 100 followers we'll reveal the celebrity caught sneaking into the left-hand lane going up Mottram Moor.
I went to the Crystal Ballroom for the Glossop Comedy Club last night. What a show. Really excellent acts, as ever.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I went to the Crystal Ballroom for the Glossop Comedy Club last night. What a show. Really excellent acts, as ever.
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
@edmorrish.bsky.social Congratulations on the APA nomination
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@edmorrish.bsky.social Congratulations on the APA nomination
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Spread it far and wide.
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Spread it far and wide.
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
Doing a BBC impartiality webinar so I can ask the same question and not get an answer for the fourth year in a row.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Doing a BBC impartiality webinar so I can ask the same question and not get an answer for the fourth year in a row.
I tried Firefox for Android for the last three months and today I got to a point where I wanted to smash my phone. That fucking thing reloaded a webpage every time I left the app, meaning verification codes by text or email were impossible. I'm sure it's just me.
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I tried Firefox for Android for the last three months and today I got to a point where I wanted to smash my phone. That fucking thing reloaded a webpage every time I left the app, meaning verification codes by text or email were impossible. I'm sure it's just me.
It is 18th October 2025. I have yet to put my central heating on in my decently insulated home. My friends and I are having a light-hearted joke about being the first to cave. Sadly, and shockingly, there's probably people on my street who would love to cave, but can't afford to.
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It is 18th October 2025. I have yet to put my central heating on in my decently insulated home. My friends and I are having a light-hearted joke about being the first to cave. Sadly, and shockingly, there's probably people on my street who would love to cave, but can't afford to.
I like to think that the guy Gloria Gaynor was singing to was Major Tom from "Space Oddity".
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I like to think that the guy Gloria Gaynor was singing to was Major Tom from "Space Oddity".
I've just finished the "Interview with the Vampire" TV series, and now I'm watching the film. Not a single bare arse or bisexual three way! Come on Tom and Brad, at least snog.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I've just finished the "Interview with the Vampire" TV series, and now I'm watching the film. Not a single bare arse or bisexual three way! Come on Tom and Brad, at least snog.
I remember my Nana's landline, my old landline, my mate's landline, and about ten German sex-lines from watching VOX and RTL2 on analogue Sky in the late 90s.
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I remember my Nana's landline, my old landline, my mate's landline, and about ten German sex-lines from watching VOX and RTL2 on analogue Sky in the late 90s.
Romesh Ranganathan has got a new series coming to Amazon Prime. So that's BBC TV and radio, ITV, a new podcast series, Sky and now Amazon. Come on Romesh, where's the Netflix, Disney+ and Apple TV projects? Lazy.
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Romesh Ranganathan has got a new series coming to Amazon Prime. So that's BBC TV and radio, ITV, a new podcast series, Sky and now Amazon. Come on Romesh, where's the Netflix, Disney+ and Apple TV projects? Lazy.