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Sam

@glowingjello.bsky.social

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18 y/o deer furry enjoyer of barn owls and robots i take photos sometimes

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Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Apr 10

as the coders say or whatever, hello world

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Sep 22

i wish i could sort someone's content by least popular. i wanna see them at their worst

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 23

i hope one day my corpse ends up as a landmark deep in a canyon in monument valley

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 20

if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo

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Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 17

comment your favorite white person

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 16

disgusted with myself, repenting with a meal of sawdust and glowstick fluid

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 14

favorite thing recently is excusing any behavior with “it’s a (day of the week) (time of day), cut them some slack”

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 14

teratomas on my cigarettes

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 13

in need a medium for my fucked up ideas but everything requires bare minimum effort or more

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 11

when will he stop eating

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 10

free my cousin 🙏 he’s glum and blue

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 9

I wish pickpocketing was a more popular crime

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 7

attention all alcohol: do NOT give me liver cirosis, i am not your plaything

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 6

hotline miami mod themed around undertale called hotland miami

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 5

rhett and link have had bad days in their life :(

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 4

getting into mixology and becoming a bartender so i can poison the people who’s drink orders i deem moronic

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 3

you reap what you sow

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 3

do you guys want live location updates every 30 minutes or does the mystery of my location make it more fun

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Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 2

making mean faces at my cat occasionally so he knows how to stand up to The Man later in his life

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 1

superpower idea: you can only speak in postal guy voice lines

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Aug 1

superpower idea: ability to reverse yourself mid sentence when talking so you sound like a ytp lol

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Jul 31

watching mre videos grasping at the screen cause im hungree as fuck

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Jul 30

unrelated mostly but i wanna talk about it. games like return of the obra dinn with literally two colors are so cool. stylize your games more, game developers

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Jul 30

starting a new thing called “dope ass textures from games” starting strong with an all timer of fireblu from DOOM (1993)

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Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Jul 29

man i fucking sucked at taking photos when i was 11

Sam @glowingjello.bsky.social · Jul 29

been a while since ive actually posted a photo. heres lake tahoe from my trip to norcal all the way back in 2018

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