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Judah

@glutelord.bsky.social

20K followers 29 following 160 posts

political science himbo and dummy thicc internet clown glutelord is the handle for the spicier stuff too btw

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 3d

tiddies big enough to deflect bullets

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 5d

pectoral politics

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 6d

big tiddy dumbass himbo

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 7d

look what you made me do #lifeofashowgirl #taylorswift

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 8d

fuckable

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 8d

watch the rest on my OF 😏

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 11d

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 12d

what would you do to make me make this face?

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 15d

I keep forgetting to post here

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 17d

I even get thirsty DMs from lesbians, y’all. I’m at the intersection of all horny.

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · 17d

I’m not a straight chaser, I promise. I just pull straight guys because a big bouncy bubble butt exists at the nexus where all sexual orientations meet.

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · Sep 10

get yourself a man that can do both

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · Sep 10

that’s a man, maury

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Judah @glutelord.bsky.social · Sep 9

wow whatever is in those files must be so much worse than any of us can imagine if he’s declaring war on an american city to get you to talk about something else.