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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 12d

Watching an Eternal Scorigami go down on Sunday Night Football feels like watching a family pet die. #nfl #scorigami #football

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 13d

Nothing reminds me of how blind and selfish the average person is like driving.

If you can't understand a simple traffic circle, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 15d

I wonder if the local ducks have specific calls for me. "Hey, it's the peas and carrots guy!"

But also do they have a different one when I walk my cat? Do they even know I'm the same person?

#animals

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 16d

Someone got paid to think up the tag line "In space, no one can hear you dial 9-1-1" and then a bunch of people saw no problem in it.

Lmao. Rofl even.

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 17d

Oh thank goodness my power came back before I decided to just go to work early and rack up overtime.

WHEEEEWWWWW

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 20d

Okay, my idea to make field goals more interesting again: make the goalposts able to sway with the wind up to 22.5°.

Imagine a kick sailing over a tilted post and missing.

Imagine a kick being knocked out of the sky by a shifting goal post.

#nfl #cfb #football

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 21d

He's ready for his walkie #cats #pets #animals #catsky #petsky #aww #cute #kitty

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 22d

Half my (meager, not even a full room of my house) turnip haul this week.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 22d

Selling my turnips for 550 after a decreasing week murdered my investments feels so good.

I got Zucker as my new villager this week, so I knew I was lucky.

#acnh #animalcrossing #newhorizons #turnips #stalkmarket

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 22d

He's a snuggly boy! #cats #pets #animals #aww #cute #petsky #catsky #animalsky #cutesky

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 23d

I proposing the following rule to address long-standing issues in the #Sports Fandom:

If a 40-year old person wasn't alive when your team did it, it doesn't matter in non "of all time" discussions.

Titles from the 60-70s aren't relevant now. #football #basketball #soccer #hockey #baseball

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 23d

I'm starting to think that it's part of the Arby's franchise agreement that your soda fountain has to be watery as hell.

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 23d

The woke left???

WHERE DID THEY GO?!?

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 23d

Timmy and Tommy waiting until the very last day to not give me two decreasing turnip weeks in a row. I was NERVOUS. #acnh #animalcrossing #turnips #acturnips

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 25d

Who's a good boy?! #aww #comics #funny #pets #dogs

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 26d

He's handsome and he's bitey, mysterious but lively, The Orange Boy Finn!

#cats #pets #aww #cute #catsky #petsky #animals

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 26d

Finn go mlem 😛 #cats #pets #aww #catsky #petsky #cute

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 27d

My #NFL suggestion: tighten the goal posts, but make them thicker.

Shrinking the gap decreases make rate across the board and thickening the goalposts themselves increases doinkability.

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · 29d

She's cute, she's sleepy #cats #pets #animals

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Oct 2

Finn wants to know if his harness is cute or not #pets #aww #cats #catsky #petsky #cute #cat #pet #animals #animal

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Oct 1

Here's my cutie pies 😍 #cats #pets #aww #petsky #catsky #animals

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Sep 25

Played a game called "How many socks can fit on Finn?" and the answer is:

I lost count

#cats #pets #aww #kitty #cat #animals #cute #petsky #catsky

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Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Sep 22

New phrase:

Shotgun Retirement - when you're forced into retirement by your bosses instead of your own free will.

"Did you hear? Ted's having a shotgun retirement. Jim told him it was retire or fire, so y'know."

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Sep 17

Gobbo for Smash.

Provocative Cacophony @gnarlycacophony.bsky.social · Sep 17

I restarted my island in Animal Crossing and one of the first move ins is Deena.

I'm getting a "I just throwed up" duck 😭😭