gnome
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You fool, you’ve swiped at my afterimage. I’m right behind you, kissing your neck softly.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You fool, you’ve swiped at my afterimage. I’m right behind you, kissing your neck softly.
BREAKING: new fluid discovered
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BREAKING: new fluid discovered
They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco
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Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
June 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
Dine Hard, a Die Hard themed greasy spoon. Let me know what you think.
September 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dine Hard, a Die Hard themed greasy spoon. Let me know what you think.
This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason
You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup
you left the price tag on, says it was discounted at $5.99?
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
you left the price tag on, says it was discounted at $5.99?
This just in: it’s Friday
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
This just in: it’s Friday
I wouldn’t open her up, I would sit down and listen
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I wouldn’t open her up, I would sit down and listen
I stopped reading after this
September 5, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I stopped reading after this
I’ve always held that position like I’m going to the chocolate factory and NOT hopping in the chocolate river?
August 22, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I’ve always held that position like I’m going to the chocolate factory and NOT hopping in the chocolate river?
Uhhhhh yeah, I think I’m following
July 27, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Uhhhhh yeah, I think I’m following
It’s best to crouch under the heat lamp when it does this
July 27, 2023 at 2:30 PM
It’s best to crouch under the heat lamp when it does this
I’m trying to make the tune work I really am
July 12, 2023 at 1:06 AM
I’m trying to make the tune work I really am
Can you get a to go box I’ll swing by later
July 11, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Can you get a to go box I’ll swing by later
I just absolutely throated some street tacos, I’m not hungry anymore 😔
July 11, 2023 at 11:10 PM
I just absolutely throated some street tacos, I’m not hungry anymore 😔