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Alec Goat
@goatalec.bsky.social
Just a fat goat on the internet. Stoner and avid gamer.

Goat
Level 30
He/him
I love how it's been months and fallout 4 is still unplayable for me on the ps5, go fuck yourself Bethesda and Tod.
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I'm done with FPS games, they all suck now, thanks corporate greed and idiot gamers who throw money at a game regardless.
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The Orb has brought us 2026, all hail the time Orb
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Spent the entire day trying to get fallout 4 to work, filled out over 100 crash reports and I'm still just trying to get my mods to install. I didn't even buy the new cash grab version, it's the mods I already had installed and paid for. Can I get a refund after playing this for 10 years please?
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Battling a very smart rat, let's see him get under my sink now! Can't chew through steel wool and a cast iron jerk!
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No trick or treaters this year, I have at least found out I like BabyRuth's
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Stoner goat breakfast
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I caught a fishy
April 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Artwork by the talented @paranormaws.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I made a thing for lunch that makes me feel like a valley girl. Orange goat cheese, salmon, chili honey, garlic powder spread on sourdough crisps.
April 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just smoked a bunch off my pen and then got jump scared by Jehovah's witnesses at my door, I can't stop laughing.
March 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love how my apartment still hasn't fixed my shower, I'm very chill about it because the landlord pays the water bill, so the longer they take the more money the landlord gets charged for water lol
March 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
February 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The new Cyberpunk update is preem chooms.
December 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
All this rain makes goat happy.
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Almost time for my VR headset, it's second hand but I can't wait to chill in VR stoned
November 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Best thing about working in fast food, I can make whatever I want as long as I can ring it up lol
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Better Man looks awesome, finally get an ad for a movie that interests me on YouTube.
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I got so stoned I forgot the pizza in the oven, but also forgot to turn it on.
November 15, 2024 at 4:38 AM