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1-800-BUY-GOAT

@goatcoin.bsky.social

360 followers 390 following 1.2K posts

[18+] [26] im the one on the sign out front. Can i brw 15bux??

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 10h

How i feel reccomending fnv to my friends for 10+ years (they feel the same way abt getting me to play undertale)

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 11h

Take my advice if you want it, besides from the boners its all i can offer you

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 11h

I volunteer 😤🤚

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

goat a clue...

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

Word+same🤝

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

Put me in a vice

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

Who do i need to fellate and eat out to get someone to buy me battlefield today

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

Gimme tongue prettyboy im WAITING

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

Hey lets kiss

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

What gave it away

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 1d

I wish i wasnt broke i cant play bf6 until tmr 💔

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Anti-nature caprine

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

There are a handful of affectionate terms or phrases that get me seeing red and violently sick i wont say which ones

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Ever since i was a kid ive been socially inept id like to work on that

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Wdym yr goat character isnt a horrible bitch that doesnt sound right

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

This isnt working

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Am i unapproachable?

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Im constantly meeting new people because everyone gets tired of me its starting to get on my nerves

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

My friends friends arent my friends i am too repulsive

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Oh thats a wave of depression crashing into my body like a semi truck full of tannerite hi there

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Bringing out the sample platter just for me 🥺

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

How sniffable is yr sona's ass 🫵 (show me)

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Propertize me

1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

Spontaneously eating his butt bc he asked so nicely (he just sat on me and didnt ask)🥰

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1-800-BUY-GOAT @goatcoin.bsky.social · 2d

One of those days were im feeling like being collared and owned dont let it ruin yr mood

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