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Gob the Slowpoke Dad
@gobdad.bsky.social
Internet Dad
Transmasc Himbo
Part of Support Team for @vchunky.bsky.social
34 | He/They | Pan | Demi | Aro 💙

18+ Streamer
🔞 ABDL & Minors DNI 🔞
🚫 Fuck Zoos, Pedo's & GenAI 🚫

🔗 - heygob.carrd.co/
🎥 - twitch.tv/GobDad
☕ - https://www.ko-fi.com/HeyGob
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You can call me Lukas, Gus or Gob.
Self-Proclaimed Dad to all!

I'm your trans dad who supplies you with:

✅ Art.
✅ Bad Video Game Skills.
✅ Endless Dad Jokes.
✅ Goblin Energy.

If this is your jam; stick around!

🔗 - heygob.carrd.co/
🎥 - twitch.tv/GobDad
☕ - ko-fi.com/heygob
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Clearly I know how to rally the gays around a cause… 🌈🎄

Thanks to everybody who donated to Lambda Legal last night!
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Found @punkbnuuy.bsky.social's coffee brand. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It’s time for the FINAL Sticker Sunday! 🎄🎉

For this holiday season, it’s highly encouraged you use your prize (if you win) as a gift for someone else! Not necessary, but encouraged ✨
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Ho ho ho! After wrestling with some technical difficulties, the stream is a go!
twitch.tv/winterwarbur...
Getting into the holiday spirit? ✅
Fighting to protect queer & trans rights? ✅
Slaying "All I Want For Christmas Is You?" …TBA

After years away, I'm bringing back singing streams to help raise money for Lambda Legal. Join me for a night of Christmas classics, gay anthems, and plenty of silliness!
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How can you say you're new to vaping without saying you're new to vaping.

I've tried 3 separate times at different intervals to vape and I just never knew there was a button to push down.

Fourth time is the charm?
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December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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DAY 2!! Come and check it, I have a few license plates to choose from for custom commissions today 👀
Spunky Stuff! is OPEN in the #MFF Marketplace! Table A42

I have custom badges & sign paintings OPEN

Limited huge prints, painting originals, homemade magnets n’ more 🦝🌴🌈

Also, Secret menu? Yes ✅
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Getting into the holiday spirit? ✅
Fighting to protect queer & trans rights? ✅
Slaying "All I Want For Christmas Is You?" …TBA

After years away, I'm bringing back singing streams to help raise money for Lambda Legal. Join me for a night of Christmas classics, gay anthems, and plenty of silliness!
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
🔴 NOW LIVE 🔴

SURPRISE WEEKEND STREAM!
Playing Hunt: Showdown with friends!
Want to see me get high?
Pay me $100.
/hj

twitch.tv/GobDad

#VTuberUprising #VTubersWithDisabilities
#ToonTuber #Vsky #Furrylive #SmallStreamer
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I've never gotten high.
My partner wants me to try their pen.

I said I would, if someone gave me $100; just because I am scared of trying anything recreational and such.

so yeah.
if you want to see me high, give me $100.

/hj
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Still needing boxers.
Still offering this deal!

ko-fi.com/heygob
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Go Barley Go! 🍾🎉

Tonight’s the #streamerawards and we all need to go cheer on @allburrnobite.bsky.social to get him to win an award! He deserves it ✨
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Insane final hour of Dealers Den! Two suits have fled our shelves and have found permanent homes to wander the winter wonderland!

Congrats to the new owners of Seaside the Fox and Levi the Rat!
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I’m gently requesting financial assistance (ᵕ﹏ᵕ) I need $8,000 to purchase a vehicle required for my federal position. About half will be reimbursed, but I must manage the upfront cost. Any support would be truly appreciated.

ko-fi.com/scintillantl...

#smallartist | #mutualaid | #signalboost
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December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Hey if you are doing Chiikawa commissions on VGen I just got a notice I violated their policy on their site.

#vgen #chiikawa #commissions
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Attention Peeps!
Read this.

This message self-destructs in 5 seconds.
[not really]
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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We’re turning Dr. Dogna into a vinyl, with smaller, stickier Zombie Joes for your monitor.

To celebrate, we’re giving away 2 sets of each with Youtooz! Like, comment, and retweet this post to enter. Winners will be chosen when the campaign launches on Friday, Dec 12th.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM