Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw
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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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Art by Alex Martin
goblin.tchy.ca
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MUPPETS
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 AM
MUPPETS
Walking past a pickup truck with the windows down blaring Hank Williams like, yeah this is familiar
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Walking past a pickup truck with the windows down blaring Hank Williams like, yeah this is familiar
It is almost Horse Year time, and I've still got one Lascaux Cave Horse sculpture for sale on Ko-fi!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It is almost Horse Year time, and I've still got one Lascaux Cave Horse sculpture for sale on Ko-fi!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
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I'm making Toby watch one of my favorite terrible movies of my childhood, with regular asides to both go, "well in the comic" and "well in the book(s)"
I don't know where The League of Extraordinary Gentlement did its filming but it was DEFINITELY not in Venice.
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I'm making Toby watch one of my favorite terrible movies of my childhood, with regular asides to both go, "well in the comic" and "well in the book(s)"
We're seeing Carrie: The Musical tonight, and: Glittery period blood
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
We're seeing Carrie: The Musical tonight, and: Glittery period blood
I'm not done with all of these yet, but a preview
Believe in the power of cardboard
Believe in the power of cardboard
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I'm not done with all of these yet, but a preview
Believe in the power of cardboard
Believe in the power of cardboard
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Happy Imbolc and goodnight, friends. This poem seems to grow more and more apt with every passing year. Plant flowers. Be the light. May the sunrise and the turn of the year be a blessing to you and yours.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Happy Imbolc and goodnight, friends. This poem seems to grow more and more apt with every passing year. Plant flowers. Be the light. May the sunrise and the turn of the year be a blessing to you and yours.
Continuing to try to get anyone that plays CRPGs to play Pillars of Eternity. Please I promise they're so good
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Continuing to try to get anyone that plays CRPGs to play Pillars of Eternity. Please I promise they're so good
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This week’s king cake is a three-strand braid with a cream cheese filling, because I’m a fucking overachiever, and it WORKED THE FIRST TIME, because I’m incredibly sexy and talented. ⚜️🍽️
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
This week’s king cake is a three-strand braid with a cream cheese filling, because I’m a fucking overachiever, and it WORKED THE FIRST TIME, because I’m incredibly sexy and talented. ⚜️🍽️
I saw an eohippus model at the natural history museum once, and I loved it so much, I had to make one
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I saw an eohippus model at the natural history museum once, and I loved it so much, I had to make one
I have no idea what a dragon is, but it's got batlike wings, jaws and nostrils, a long pale (soft) belly (that it covers in gold and gems to armor it), a naturally armored back, a huge coiled tail, and "all his limbs" so I think it might be some kind of crustacean.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I have no idea what a dragon is, but it's got batlike wings, jaws and nostrils, a long pale (soft) belly (that it covers in gold and gems to armor it), a naturally armored back, a huge coiled tail, and "all his limbs" so I think it might be some kind of crustacean.
Listening to the new episode of Shelves By Genre and putting down the art In already working on to try to figure out how to draw a weird Smaug
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Listening to the new episode of Shelves By Genre and putting down the art In already working on to try to figure out how to draw a weird Smaug
The further out I am from my first BG3 play through, the more I think about how the party is going to have such a weird time of grappling with my Tav's legacy and effects on them as individuals
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The further out I am from my first BG3 play through, the more I think about how the party is going to have such a weird time of grappling with my Tav's legacy and effects on them as individuals
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Horrible horse for a horrible new year...
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Horrible horse for a horrible new year...
My beautiful wife is very tolerant of the fact that I've spent the last hour reading them random fun facts about Jakob Fugger the Rich
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
My beautiful wife is very tolerant of the fact that I've spent the last hour reading them random fun facts about Jakob Fugger the Rich
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Not the prettiest king cake in the world but I am pleased with it nonetheless. ⚜️🍽️
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Not the prettiest king cake in the world but I am pleased with it nonetheless. ⚜️🍽️
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Kelpie, now a 2 color risograph print. I looove how much texture came out in this print
kendrap.com/shop/kelpie
kendrap.com/shop/kelpie
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kelpie, now a 2 color risograph print. I looove how much texture came out in this print
kendrap.com/shop/kelpie
kendrap.com/shop/kelpie
Believe in the power of cardboard
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Believe in the power of cardboard
It's so wild that "there are no innately gender specific traits" is now considered an extreme gender abolitionist belief and not just ("just") basic feminism
January 11, 2026 at 6:14 AM
It's so wild that "there are no innately gender specific traits" is now considered an extreme gender abolitionist belief and not just ("just") basic feminism
I'm equally ready to believe that Miss Piggy and Kermit have actually been happily married since the late 60s and all the strife is just for the camera, that they have never actually been married and just have a deep creative relationship, or that they're on their third marriage to each other
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm equally ready to believe that Miss Piggy and Kermit have actually been happily married since the late 60s and all the strife is just for the camera, that they have never actually been married and just have a deep creative relationship, or that they're on their third marriage to each other
I need Disco Elysium fic recs tbh
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I need Disco Elysium fic recs tbh
The chicken didn't come out great, but the cabbage... I will be recreating this cabbage
New year’s meal. Visually it is very beige but it was actually very delicious and well-seasoned. Alex made most of it and I did the cornbread. 🍽️
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The chicken didn't come out great, but the cabbage... I will be recreating this cabbage
Today I got the new to me winter experience of my eyelashes freezing to my hat
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Today I got the new to me winter experience of my eyelashes freezing to my hat
Sometimes I say something, and they don't even respond, they just pick up their laptop and start typing
"While we're asleep. She puts on her little clothes, and walks around on her back legs. She uses all our furniture. Differently." Alex has assertions to make about Mia tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sometimes I say something, and they don't even respond, they just pick up their laptop and start typing