Kate Shapiro
@godkatesusall.bsky.social
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Writer and reader of books. My novel KILL THE RICH is out now. Buy KILL THE RICH: https://linktr.ee/killtherich Read about me then hire me: https://thekateshapiro.com/ Subscribe to my free newsletter: https://kateshapiro.substack.com/
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i don't know what she did to convince millions of people that criticizing her was actually deeply harmful, misogynistic, and problematic but it's something about taylor swift that i need to apply to my own artistry and marketing
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literally my hell on earth
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people only say "media literacy is dead" when someone doesn't agree with their specific take on said media
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i wrote about myself, and how horrible everyone's insistence on using self help coded therapy speech is, and also how awful the people in creative writing grad school are lmao. i might write more things, or this might be the last thing i ever write: substack.com/home/post/p-...
Talking About Myself
A personal essay about personal essays.
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you don't know yet but inshallah you will see the light. i pray for u my friend.
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one sign of becoming closer to god is realizing dunkin is superior to starbucks in every way
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if you want to follow what i read which is sadly 99% princesses lately, i post everything on goodreads (www.goodreads.com/author/show/...), though i only leave a review if its a romantasy book that REALLY pissed me off like this:
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interesting alert: i read a that isn't about princesses. it was about drug dealing special ops soldiers. loved it + feel my perspective has changed (a sign of a good book) but the gnarly deaths made me want to go back to princesses.

here is the link yay: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/730414...
The Fort Bragg Cartel by Seth Harp: 9780593655085 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Propulsive.” —The Washington Post “Engrossing. . . . Truly shocking.” —The New Republic “The Fort Bragg Cartel opens...
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I have a project ready to be published on Substack- it's a horror novella about Taylor Swift going American Psycho on the Eras Tour but, with recent events, I should probably just write a cooking blog instead. Who wants to make chilaquiles from a recipe written by the whitest woman alive????
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If you ever want to devote your idle time to William the Conquerer and the Anarchy, write a book about television! It will make you flock to anything with a castle, hot knights, and pretty jewelry.
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I keep thinking that I am done reading about princesses- that my long-term project about contemporary culture is nearing completion, and that I can go back to good books about modern times. I download something good, and then immediately download 9x books about Eleanor of Aquitaine instead.
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what is it with pets and their all consuming desire to eat expensive headphones
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time to buy a new car to have more loans
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first they came for the statisticians and i did not speak out because i was not a statistician...
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I figure this is the right place for this. Big round of applause for me paying off my car loan!!!!!!!
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now that i'm done with a year-long very intense manuscript... new fun serialized horror story project coming soon to substack.
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At least crossing the northwest passage will be much easier.
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I did get you the batteries.
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this is the kind of insane, unhinged texts i send my husband after not talking to him all day because i'm on a major deadline for a book.
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I should post more on here about my life but what is interesting about anybody's life.
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about to eat my first crunchwrap supreme
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You shouldn't sell your sobriety so cheaply! Then after you relapse and get sober again maybe crowdfund a sober bar in Greenpoint.
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Rob, don't! I'll do another one for you. Only relapse on stream if you get 1,000 new subscribers.
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I'm recapping The Valley this season with @robsrobs.bsky.social! I'm excited to dig deep on these psychos.

If 100 people subscribe to Rob's Patreon, I WILL do a line of cocaine on stream in honor of Jax Taylor. Listen ⬇️

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Separation Anxiety (The Valley S2E1) with Mike Hale
Podcast Episode · Vanderpump Robs · 04/16/2025 · 34m
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