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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Jan 26

The bus can be a magical place because you can literally taste someone’s BO by simply deciding to breathe.

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Jan 22

Imagine me saying something like, “Well my FIRST husband…” — seems natural right?

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Jan 22

You know how Rachel Dolezal “identifies” as black?

And some queer autistic white people identify as Japanese?

The culture that I don’t belong to but want to appropriate is that of women who are twice divorced. I just really see them and I feel like I know their struggle.

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Jan 1

I am a part of this. I’m making fun of the conditioning we/women experience and looking at how absurd it is from the outside after unraveling my gendered brainwashing and submission. My intention is, “isn’t it sick that this is/has been normal for a lot of us?”

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

Good morning trad wives!!!!! 🇺🇸💖🧘🏽‍♀️ #tradwife #tradwifelife #tradwifecontent #marriage #wife #feminism #feminist #classconsciousness #womensliberation #decentermen #decenteringmen #codependent #codependentnomore

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

your codependent mother is going to HATE this announcement #aca #adultchild #adultchildren #adultchildrenofalcoholics #emotionallyimmatureparents #alanon #coda #itworksifyouworkit #happyjoyousandfree

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

that’s what they’re saying… #classwar #classconsciousness #leftistmemes #leftistinfighting #solopolyamory #zines #anarchy #revolution #fuckthepatriarchy #fuckcapitalism #acab

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

I can’t believe I signed up for this shit 😒 #cancersouthnode #jupiterinvirgo #buddhism #lokahsamastahsukhinobhavantu #adultchildrenofalcoholics #adultchildren #adultchild #godismydomme #12thhousestellium #godscockcage #jesuschristsuperstar

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

KEEP YOUR SATANIC CAPITALIST COMPUTER CANCER UGLY PLAGARISM MUTATION AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! #ai #ihateai #antichristsuperstar

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

Berkeley Brain Rot™️ is the brainchild of my Gemini scalawag best friend #brainrot #wearecooked #memes #berkeleybrainrot #aca #adultchildren #adultchildrenofalcoholics #recoverymemes #holdingspace

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

Free your mind 🚽 #godscockcage #bdsm #neurotic #suburbia #whitepeople #whitepeoplebelike #godisinthischilistonight #golf #abolishgolf #collaringceremony

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

every sub deserves a loving home to read Pia Mellody affirmations in 🦮 #godscockcage #bdsm #servicesub #codependent #codependency #dommesub #domsub

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

know your rights in the hell realms 😌🤲🏼 #godscockcage #hungryghost #hungryghostrollcall #hungryghosts #hell #hellrealms

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 28

distilling the fluctuations of the mind is pleasing to Me #satchitananda #yoga #samadhi #nirvana #subspace #bottomspace

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 21

Broke men with erectile dysfunction need to pick a struggle

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 12

The first place prize for today’s attention seeking contest goes to the dude reading this on the bus before 8am

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 9

He’s still my comrade idc

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 4

AI “software?” More like AI FLOPware

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 4

Also remembered that there’s literally AI software named “Gemini.”

If the shoe fits…

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 4

Al summaries on Google searches and iPhone messages are just if you relied heavily on a the most toxic Gemini man for information. "Okay what I've heard is that (the most incorrect and out of context shit ever) but hey, that's just what people are saying idk 🤷🏼‍♂️.”

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gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 3

I think if we want to disempower the growth of AI we need to rally the God-fearing conspiracy theory Christians and tell them it’s the left creating a portal to the bring forth the anti-Christ (honestly I might already slightly believe this myself)

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Dec 3

I’m tired of the transgender bathroom debate

Remove all gendered bathrooms and separate bathrooms by whether you’re PISSING or SHITTING

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Nov 20

The dream of the early 2000s is alive in Venice beach

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Nov 20

Being on the west side of LA means at some point I’m going to be assaulted by the music of The Red Hot Chili Peppers

gloria @godscockcage.bsky.social · Nov 15

Some 2024 highlights of men being pathetic