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Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jul 24

The worst part about being lonely is that the news of your cousin you barely speak to hard launching her boyfriend feels like an earth shattering announcement

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 30

I feel like a defecting christian

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 30

Fnaf decoders are allergic to the big picture it gets funnier each new game that comes out. I just cried when within 4 minutes of this video this guy was CONVINCED that two differently named boys sitting beneath a tree in their respective outros means they’re the same boy

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Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 28

Bought a nice bra for the first time and now I feel like a real woman.

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 24

Sometimes I want to cry and sometimes I want to swing wildly

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 20

The top gun fujoshis love me I am welcomed into the herd

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 15

Kill me im openly weeping in front of all her coworkers

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · Jun 15

My mom loves 80’s goth music, and I told her I would love to take her out to like an event and she was adamant that she not dull her sparkle to go there and it turned into a whole lecture. But I show up to golf with her and suddenly I’m an embarrassment for bot wearing collared shirt

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Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · May 22

Coworker says everything with this stock image’s pose and level of enthusiasm. I don’t know how to have a toned down interaction with him, anything I say he tries to amp it back up to 11 and I am having the hardest time.

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · May 1

Also some of you are washing your jeans too often. Denim is a sort of antibacterial gift from god like the stainless steel sink or dirt floors. Get 6 good wears in.

Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · May 1

I need an open concept laundry situation. I have dirty clothes in basket and clean clothes in drawers but we need to revolutionize “the chair” like it needs a new form. It’s not a chair because the chair itself is important, it’s a chair because that’s what’s there to put medium dirty clothes

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Ghogie @gohgie.bsky.social · May 1

I want to google the price for a plastic surgery thing without my phone knowing my deepest insecurity. It’s no longer an impersonal device. It not only knows how I feel about myself but is looking for me to craft advertisements around