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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · 7d

I think Link Neal and Jacksfilms should link up (heh heh) and recreate the sizzling fajitas meme together

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · 17d

If Ariana was Gen Alpha, she would call the song "33+34"

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · 20d

Kinda wild to me that Pete Hegseth is technically a millennial

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · 26d

Wasian Czech Hitler isn't real, he can't hurt you:

Wasian Czech Hitler:

The official portrait taken in 2015 of Tomio Okamura, leader of the neo-fascist Freedom and Direct Democracy party in Czechia.

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 26

If Caroline Polachek directed that new Paul Thomas Anderson movie, it would be called One Door After Another

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 24

Really on-brand that America's Reichstag fire moment is a podcaster getting smoked

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 19

The new Cardi B album is kinda like the Silksong of music if you think about it

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 14

Seeing all this talk about Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk made me decide to check out Candace Owens' Wikipedia page, and wow, she has four (4) kids?! All in the last five years?! Girl is pumping out babies like there's no tomorrow

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 12

My man on his

The cover of will.i.am's album #willpower, showing will.i.am with the top right edge of his hair completely cut off at a 90-degree angle staring into the camera in front of an orange background. Above his head is a text reading his name followed by the album title contained within a red box, while the bottom right shows his insignia, which is a white circle containing a combination of the initials of his stage name.

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 11

Even after all these years, it kinda fucks me up how tiny Charlie Kirk's face is. Like wow, what a tiny face

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 8

Mariah the Scientist implies the existence of Whitney the Mathematician

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Sep 5

Hollow Knight: Silksonic

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Aug 20

If HUNTR/X were drained, they'd be singing "heels, nails, Bladee, mascara"

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Aug 15

[Martha Wash voice]
EVERYBODY TRANS NOW!

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Aug 14

Ranked the Global top 40, where there are a LOT of KPop Demon Hunters

A screenshot which reads:

Billboard Global 200 (16 August 2025) - Top 40 Ranked

10/10
1. "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac

9/10
2. "The Subway" by Chappell Roan
3. "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" by Billie Eilish

8/10
4. "WILDFLOWER" by Billie Eilish
5. "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan
6. "Love Me Not" by Ravyn Lenae
7. "No One Noticed" by the Marías
8. "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter
9. "Shake It to the Max (FLY)" by MOLIY, Silent Addy, Skillibeng, and Shenseea
10. "luther" by Kendrick Lamar and SZA

7/10
11. "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls
12. "How It's Done" by HUNTR/X
13. "back to friends" by sombr
14. "Show Me Love" by WizTheMc and bees & honey
15. "Saiyaara" by Faheem Abdullah
16. "Creep" by Radiohead
17. "TU SANCHO" by Fuerza Regida
18. "What It Sounds Like" by HUNTR/X
19. "Just Keep Watching" by Tate McRae
20. "JUMP" by BLACKPINK
21. "Your Idol" by Saja Boys
22. "undressed" by sombr

A screenshot which reads:

6/10
23. "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter
24. "Takedown" by HUNTR/X
25. "APT." by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars
26. "YUKON" by Justin Bieber
27. "DAISIES" by Justin Bieber
28. "Golden" by HUNTR/X
29. "Soda Pop" by Saja Boys
30. "La Plena (W Sound 05)" by Beéle and Ovy on the Drums
31. "Free" by EJAE and Andrew Choi

5/10
32. "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars
33. "Sapphire" by Ed Sheeran
34. "Which One" by Drake and Central Cee
35. "What I Want" by Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae
36. "Lose Control" by Teddy Swims
37. "Eternity" by Alex Warren

4/10
38. "Ordinary" by Alex Warren
39. "Beautiful Things" by Benson Boone
40. "Mystical Magical" by Benson Boone

Average rating: 6.6 / 10

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Aug 6

Okay, upon further research, I did kinda know that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros song, but it's because of a cover that went really viral on TikTok years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0j0...

Tom Rosenthal (Edith Whiskers) - Home (Lyrics)

YouTube video by Aurora Vibes

www.youtube.com

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Aug 5

There's a lot of discourse on Twitter about what the worst songs ever are, and what I've learned is that apparently there are not one, but at least two stomp clap hey songs named "Home"

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jul 22

Really fun to say "Labubu" in a Trump voice

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jul 17

Would be the funniest thing ever if Curtis Sliwa ends up getting more votes than Adams and Cuomo this November

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jul 13

Ohio Skibidi Rizz walked so Dubai Chocolate Labubu can run

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jul 10

SandinistaPoints would not have made that statement, I can tell you that much

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jul 8

Between Benson Boone and sombr, this has been a big year for white boys with the last name Boo_e

Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jun 29

Thought that read "backflip" and was about to quote this with a Benson Boone speech bubble meme

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 28

We could save this country by implementing a requirement that any nominee for Supreme Court must be able to do a kickflip

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jun 27

That whole AI Ghibli trend really did a number on AI art, because now all of them have this piss yellow filter on them

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Golden Bluebird @goldenbluebird.bsky.social · Jun 25

Zohran IS brat (both him and Charli are Indian-Ugandans)

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