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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 13h

a man with a beard is standing in front of a window and says " suck it trebek "

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck Target, but I like where your head's at

a baseball player wearing a helmet and gloves is saluting the crowd .

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 13h

I would have liked to test the creativity and sheer brutality of my klan assassinations.

Significant replayability

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 13h

not until you bust em across the jaw

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 14h

Personally I'm done wasting my breath on them, technically we all have a finite amount

Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 14h

protect this man at all costs

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 14h

sherlock holmes is holding a cup of coffee and says `` you don 't say '' .

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 14h

Theres gonna be so many wrecks

Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 14h

Did Marjorie start reading books or somethin?

a man with a surprised look on his face is standing in front of a chalkboard with math equations written on it

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

a close up of a dart board with the number 8 written on it

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

Baby feet are the best!

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Whimsy @unrequitedwhimsy.bsky.social · 21d

We deserve nothing!!

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

a man is sitting on a couch drinking from a bottle with the words `` got eem '' written on it .

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

So he's gay, and hates women because he says something you don't like?

You're gay and think that calling someone gay is an insult?

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

1. Dunks are the most exciting part of basketball

2. The average male NBA player is taller and can jump higher than the average WNBA player.

3. WNBA players are too stubborn to accept that the rim should be lowered 6 inches.

4. I'd watch the hell out of some WNBA if mf's was gettin dunked on!

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

Now we know what the jet was for

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

Im sorry....fucking WHAT??

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 18h

You thought!

Schmilo @schmiloo.bsky.social · 20h

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 19h

Personally I love this for him. So...how long before he refers to her as a "nasty woman"?

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Ozaru @goldenozaru.bsky.social · 19h

Amongst a million other things you sent illegal immigrants to countries they were not from.

Take a second a think about that! How difficult would it be for someone who speaks Spanish to deal with being incarcerated in Sudan? Or someone who speaks Vietnamese being in an El Salvadorian prison

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