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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1h

All the capabilities of modern medicine are being applied to keeping this walking abomination alive. He could be with us for several more years.

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1h

The scariest part of this is I’m not sure if it’s satire or Trump’s Twitter feed.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 12h

Saint Dolly

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 19h

Preserving the healthcare and lives of tens of millions of Americans is important, but to the GOP, not as important as protecting Trump from the evidence in the Epstein files.

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 20h

Having a Russian on the bridge at the height of the Cold War was the strangest thing to me. Then TNG had a KLINGON on the bridge.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 20h

Trump is on the list of Epstein clients.

Obama, Carter, and Gore are on the list of Nobel Peace Prize recipients.

Both parties are NOT the same.

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 20h

For someone who was supposed to be so damn smart, Tyrian made a few really bad calls.

But, “I drink wine and I know things” will live forever!

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 21h

In recognition of this honor Trump will send 500 National Guard troops to control the rampant crime and violence. (Heavy sarcasm)

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 21h

Attacking a civilian vessel without warning is an act of war. When a vessel is suspected of illegal activities, it may be legally stopped and searched, and if contraband is found, the ship may be impounded and the crew arrested.

The shit he’s doing is Pure-T WRONG.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 21h

When he finally croaks the Nobel Committee will award a Peace Prize to cholesterol.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 21h

So, are we at war with Norway yet?

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 22h

And all it cost them was a used 747

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 22h

To paraphrase ole Uncle Darth, “The reality is not strong in this one”

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 23h

A Venezuelan advocate for democracy won the Nobel Peace Prize, so tomorrow the dumbass will announce 200% tariffs on anything from South America.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 23h

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

media.tenor.com

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 23h

Only connection I see is between MAGA and stupidity!

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1d

Bet you beer money that any clearance he has was granted on Trump’s order and not on an actual background investigation.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1d

6-month regular visits are not uncommon at that age. I’m sure they’re fine-tuning his meds for blood pressure and cholesterol. And God only knows what other meds he’s on

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1d

I think she finally understood how much damage would be done by cuts to ACA and Medicaid to her own family and immediate circle.

She also figured out that 3/4 of her own constituents want the damn Epstein files released and Trump cannot convince them otherwise.

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a whole lotta money in the pot and everything hinges on the next card. This is what you call action.

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 1d

About everyone with an IQ north of 90. Johnson is Trump’s little bitch and has been since before he became Speaker.

Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 2d

Trump knows that Chicago is a disastrous war zone because Stephen Miller keeps showing him episodes of Chicago Fire/Med/PD

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 2d

I dislike Pam Blondi more than I do Comey, and this is a political prosecution, so I hope it fails. I also hope the judge beats that dingbat prosecutor ‘till she can’t sit down!

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 2d

One of the things that compelled Congress to end the last shutdown was the near-collapse of commercial aviation. We’re starting to see the delays pile up again. Before long the airlines will start cancelling flights. Thanks, Trump!

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Gonzo in Houston @gonzoinhouston.bsky.social · 2d

Make a deal in the Senate. Send the new CR back to the House. Watch Lil’ Moses refuse to convene the House because he doesn’t like the deal.

If the House convenes, the new rep gets sworn in, and the Discharge Petition has 218 signatures. Trump doesn’t want that.

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