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36M Panda nerd, likes to walk around without pants on. 🔞 No minors.
@escapeeverafter.bsky.social Think I found a little bug! Unless river apples are secretly spring-loaded and I had no idea until now.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 AM
That was close
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Oh how I can't wait for the Game Grumps to stumble across this game
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Hey who likes Rule 34 of pigs? I do I do~
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
See how they run?
February 7, 2026 at 9:03 AM
What a question to ask a gay man who enjoys cutesy video games
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Found the office Boomer
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Office life
February 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Me in hour 10 of a 16 hour work day

This game is adorable!
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Oh even I'm not enjoying the scent of my farts tonight geez
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
IF STAR TREK WAS FURRIES WHAT ANIMAL WOULD PICARD BE
January 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Okay but Legoshi getting fucked by Sherlock Hound
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Just imagine a world in which it’s customary for all men to aim each others’ penises while they piss
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 PM
MOUSEEEEERRRRR
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
My headcanon dick types for Star Fox and Star Wolf:

Fox: Circumcised, about 4.5 inches flaccid, average girth, balls the size of medium eggs
Peppy: Circumcised, 2.5 inches flaccid, girthier than Fox, balls the size of extra large eggs
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Pretty sure the hair on top of my head isn’t growing back anytime soon

#WelcomeToBalding #RIPMyHeadHair
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I need to be hit on more, clearly

Last time I remember being hit on it was an Apple Store tech telling me he thought my voice sounded cute
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I want making little dicks cum to be a well-paying job
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm always in my hot pig men era
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
TBH I'd love to see one or more of my stories adapted as comics by artists.

The ones I'd recommend first for comic adaptations are my mascot stories.
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I smell impending Rule 34 with that guy on the right www.youtube.com/shorts/5pCI8...
Wildwood: Pittock Mansion Reveal
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January 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Workshopping a song in the style of John Mayer or Jason Mraz about fucking dads
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I'm sorry but I love peeing a lot, please let me pee with you, watch you pee, hold your penis while you pee, take a shower with you and pee on each other, invite other friends to pee with us, pee in the...
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You guys watching me save my progress seems kind of…invasive

Go away
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Took my shoes off after getting home from work and I'm pretty unhappy with the scent tbh
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM