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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 5h

if i really wanted to be mean i would say this: ctrl+f "trans" and see whats there, or rather whats not

gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 6h

"chronic social-media user who works full-time in tech and was seemingly raised by niche online-forum moderators" is fair play tbc

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 6h

historically speaking those & tumblr are much more important than faproulettes & rabbit, the latter are my personal obsessions coming to the fore

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 6h

oh snap didnt realize this was out

broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed

ren @renporcelain.bsky.social · 6h

you’re going to see this article about gooning going around, and while it has a lot of spot-on observations and good journalism, i’d describe it as SUPER judgmental. a lot of “look at these Fucked Up Freaks, let’s pity them or discuss how they could be fixed” harpers.org/archive/2025...

The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz

Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation

harpers.org

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 22d

ty i was wondering if anyone would capture the essence of previous gen txt2vid porno before it was lost to time

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 21

gm

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 21

someone did a 'this modern love' pmv & its borderline unwatchable
spankbang.com/5dfud/video/

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 21

i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices
pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...

A Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscale

Experience the mesmerizing PMV - A Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscale created by Schizophyllum

pmvhaven.com

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 20

pure kino i hope he's still around somewhere

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 20

lost in bi-caps archive again

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Sep 2

real ones remember

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Aug 28

webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Aug 5

"puke is the new piss" isnt exactly a hot take but the greater legalporno diaspora made it their mantra

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Aug 5

i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo

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AbyssFlesh @abyssflesh.bsky.social · Mar 23

If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · Jul 26

I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jul 9

brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh
pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...

Regular Boring Porn Vs Gooning Porn | Gooning Encouragement and Jerk Off Instructions

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · Jun 11

You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 10

boob l'éponge

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 9

blah blah blah
gooncultist.substack.com/p/pornosexua...

pornosexuality gothic

i miss tumblr

gooncultist.substack.com

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 8

the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 6

your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 4

fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 4

"is a persona crafted by a 7B model coherent enough to consent" i wonder, not for the first time

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gooncultist @gooncultist.com · Jun 4

still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient

qdot @buttplug.engineer · Jun 4

... hoo boy.

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This gonna be... something.

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