Gooplet
@gooplet.bsky.social
Degenerate queer baduk player and I like coffee and cats☕️ 🍵 🎶 ⚫️⚪️🐈 🐈⬛
A dwarf, a man, and an elf walk into the Riddermark
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A dwarf, a man, and an elf walk into the Riddermark
If Peter Parker sniffed a peck of pickled poppers, how many pecks of pickled poppers did Peter Parker sniff?
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If Peter Parker sniffed a peck of pickled poppers, how many pecks of pickled poppers did Peter Parker sniff?
Maybe this is common knowledge, but apparently if you microwave a hard boiled egg, it explodes
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Maybe this is common knowledge, but apparently if you microwave a hard boiled egg, it explodes
alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot hotel? trivago
thanks, i’ll show myself out
thanks, i’ll show myself out
October 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot hotel? trivago
thanks, i’ll show myself out
thanks, i’ll show myself out
In some parallel universe, Playboy was named Gameboy and GameBoy was named PlayBoy
September 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In some parallel universe, Playboy was named Gameboy and GameBoy was named PlayBoy
Jon Snow’s drag name is Anita Bend
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jon Snow’s drag name is Anita Bend
Not poly as in sexually active, poly as in easier to find a mechanical keyboard with switches that fit your 3d-printed keycaps
June 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not poly as in sexually active, poly as in easier to find a mechanical keyboard with switches that fit your 3d-printed keycaps
I wish people came with turn signals
April 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wish people came with turn signals
Watercoloring at 10,000ft with watercolor pencils and complementary water ^^
March 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watercoloring at 10,000ft with watercolor pencils and complementary water ^^
I think he’s been in my house, should I be worried
March 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think he’s been in my house, should I be worried
My ADHD ass, distracted: *arbitrarily starts talking about cannibalism*
Very supportive new sex partner: *asks me questions about cannibalism assuming it is my kink*
Very supportive new sex partner: *asks me questions about cannibalism assuming it is my kink*
February 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My ADHD ass, distracted: *arbitrarily starts talking about cannibalism*
Very supportive new sex partner: *asks me questions about cannibalism assuming it is my kink*
Very supportive new sex partner: *asks me questions about cannibalism assuming it is my kink*
I asked for a little scoop of Nutella and they gave it to me 🥺
February 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I asked for a little scoop of Nutella and they gave it to me 🥺
So I went to the kink club and bought every box of Thin Mints they had
February 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So I went to the kink club and bought every box of Thin Mints they had
God I feel sorry for the people who followed me with the perfectly reasonable expectation that I’d be posting about Go instead of the degeneracy that will follow now that I have returned to this platform
January 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
God I feel sorry for the people who followed me with the perfectly reasonable expectation that I’d be posting about Go instead of the degeneracy that will follow now that I have returned to this platform
Most orange trees are actually pro choice
October 23, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Most orange trees are actually pro choice
The contradiction of not really wanting to be out as poly, but also wanting to brag about how cool both of your girlfriends are to everybody
October 2, 2023 at 8:20 PM
The contradiction of not really wanting to be out as poly, but also wanting to brag about how cool both of your girlfriends are to everybody
Missed opportunity to name a generation “Gen now I know my abc’s”
October 1, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Missed opportunity to name a generation “Gen now I know my abc’s”
Every bone in my body wants to refer to minesweeper as “Minecraft” and I don’t know how much longer I can resist
September 27, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Every bone in my body wants to refer to minesweeper as “Minecraft” and I don’t know how much longer I can resist
I just ordered avocado toast and an oat milk latte. The cycle is complete - I’ve become my own greatest fear
August 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
I just ordered avocado toast and an oat milk latte. The cycle is complete - I’ve become my own greatest fear
The average human swallows four hundred frogs in their sleep every year
June 18, 2023 at 8:43 PM
The average human swallows four hundred frogs in their sleep every year
Gwyneth Paltrow? More like Gwyneth Pal-NO
June 13, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow? More like Gwyneth Pal-NO
If our post-apocalyptic hellscape doesn’t have bidets, I don’t want to survive the apocalypse
June 12, 2023 at 12:59 AM
If our post-apocalyptic hellscape doesn’t have bidets, I don’t want to survive the apocalypse
I’m so bad at social media, somebody tell me who I need to follow to understand modern internet culture
June 11, 2023 at 12:32 AM
I’m so bad at social media, somebody tell me who I need to follow to understand modern internet culture