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Goosetongue

@goosetongue.bsky.social

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I am made of countless smaller gooses which when alarmed honk a cacophony that can rattle the heavens. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧⃝♡

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 19d

You have, with your work, brought my family much joy.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 27d

I appreciate it Alan, I’m just in a rock and a hard place in some ways and on cloud nine in others. The human condition, amirite?

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 27d

I reached across the table and knocked over a glass.

I did not reach over the table again.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 29d

Let my sadness compel my strength towards goodness.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 21

My favorite part of Altered Beast (1988) is when Zeus says “Wise fwom youw gwave”

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 18

If Mitch was the deciding vote, he would have voted to confirm

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 17

It also helped if you had some D’s to throw

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 15

I realized this when I saw American psycho for the first time a few years ago. I had not watched due to the stigma, and when I did I found it to be a pretty impressive deconstruction of the violence and isolation inherent to the American capitalist lifestyle.

And somehow ppl watch like “that mee”

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 12

The Queen, the knight, the rook, and the pawn

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · Sep 10

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 10

As eagerly as some blame the left for Charlie Kirk’s death, I would remind the world: a right winger would be just as likely to kill him if they thought doing so would make the left look bad.

I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 8

Early morning

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Sep 7

I wouldn’t have my moosebumps treated by anybody else

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Aug 31

Micro Horror Story:

You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half.

#microhorror

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Aug 29

I need to smoke meth and crack to understand the world anymore.

Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Aug 29

Micro horror story:

You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Aug 23

Me: I would rather vote for a wet ham sandwich than any Republican

Dems: lucky for you that’s exactly who we’re nominating

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Aug 6

Dead internet theory

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jul 25

I’m beginning to think the guy who ran the “which teenage girl is the hottest” contest might be a bit sketchy.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Things could actually be better, and we already have all we need to make it that way” is not eldritch wisdom.

But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jul 6

Bluesky is okay but lacks the prime dopamine drip that Facebook delivers.

Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jun 26

That’s not flying. That’s falling with style.

-ChatGPT probably

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jun 23

Have you heard about NEW BAD THING?

Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING!

When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jun 14

Somehow always topical

Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · Jun 13

“Propaganda”