silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
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silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
· Aug 1
i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure
filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everything
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
Alt: a man with red hair and a beard is sitting in the woods - he subtly nods
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everything
me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
August 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
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hey is for horses if you spell it that way
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hey is for horses if you spell it that way
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lesbians have more swagger in their pinky toes than anyone else does in their whole bodies
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
lesbians have more swagger in their pinky toes than anyone else does in their whole bodies
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it’s like when a genius is too early. they wouldnt serve Mozart at Wendy’s at 3am either I guess
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
it’s like when a genius is too early. they wouldnt serve Mozart at Wendy’s at 3am either I guess
if you look in my self replies and dont like, that’s completely. reasonable. not dead to me or anything. i love you
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
if you look in my self replies and dont like, that’s completely. reasonable. not dead to me or anything. i love you
i came here because insta posts stopped embarrasing me in the morning. i crave embarrasment from *swirls bsky* damn why is it giving early 2000s flipphone carrier
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i came here because insta posts stopped embarrasing me in the morning. i crave embarrasment from *swirls bsky* damn why is it giving early 2000s flipphone carrier
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everyone knows it’s bad to have cocaine if you also have lots of oil. but if you dont have any oil, it’s ok
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
everyone knows it’s bad to have cocaine if you also have lots of oil. but if you dont have any oil, it’s ok
i need a raise. ive got a mouth to feed. just one but it eats a lot
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i need a raise. ive got a mouth to feed. just one but it eats a lot
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How I find out what I’m supposed to be doing here
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
How I find out what I’m supposed to be doing here
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if you’re not gonna at least look at this cool bug with me then why did i even lift this rock. what are we even doing
November 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
if you’re not gonna at least look at this cool bug with me then why did i even lift this rock. what are we even doing
pyramid formation bois
follow me for more birds. i just keep following other birds, lol always works
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
pyramid formation bois
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I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
Geese mate for life. This is because they haven’t learned to flirt yet.
All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single
All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Geese mate for life. This is because they haven’t learned to flirt yet.
All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single
All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single