silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
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polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿 singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck chaotic good actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day (web2+3 dev)
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i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
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something can be two things.
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what if my psychosis was real the whole time???
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that’s not what they are?? :(
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bathing in radioactive waste every day, now my superpower is eczema
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working my ass off bc booty be thicccc
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man bakers must be hella confused when they buy a dozen eggs
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hey girl are you an integral? because i want to know the area under the curve
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burned 1000 calories today!! i left a pizza in the oven
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App idea: Shazam but for white noise tracks.

Shhhzam
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catlady.gay
*seductively unbuttons the fly on my jorts*
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i have literally never seen an hourglass that actually measures an hour just saying
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for whom the bell peppers

it peppers for thee
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im so autistic i can spell acetaminophen correctly
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for the fbi obviously
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little caeser’s implies the existence of big caeser’s. let me know if anybody finds it i am trying to order a 50”
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im so hungry i could eat the end pieces on a loaf of bread
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when i repost old content it’s called goosebumps
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UPDATE: made it to rehab last week! the place is wonderful. doing much better. sorry tho if my shitposts are more hinged now
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hello friends. I may be on my last ropes and you might not hear from for a while. I’m doing everything to get to a safe space. I have lots of resources. thank you community :)
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apexamigo.bsky.social
wow youre really on fire today!
(i got bored and set you on fire)
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thecrowpost.bsky.social
Do you ever feel like your robot staff is getting less smart lately
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do you do a deeper voice for your boss
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sent you some notifs pls respond