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Gordito Versito

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brown boy looking for deep connections NSFW and brain barf Bonnaroo 6/9-6/15 Electric Forest 6/16-6/24 PHX, AZ🌵➡️SD, CA🏖️

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Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · Jun 30

I have done a lot of deep thinking, and I have come to a very important and meaningful decision that I wish to share with y’all.

Thus, I declare it : Brown Boy Summer✨🧑🏾

I stand in mud. I’m wearing overalls and no shirt. My brown skin contrasts against the blue denim. The camera looks down from above. It highlights by hairy chest.

I stand smiling in the woods. I wear sunglasses and a straw hat. I have a white cutoff shirt that says king of Pops. My brown skin glows in the golden light.

I am happy in the center of the frame, smiling open mouth tongue stuck out. I have braids. It looks like a moment caught by accident. A white girl is next to me half out of the frame.

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Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 3d

Christ: Feed the Hungry
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor

Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 4d

I did it. I passed.

A digital screenshot showing an "EXAM DIVISIONS" section with a green checkmark next to "Practice Management" and the text "Passed 10/21/25". Below it, "Score Reports" is highlighted in blue.

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 12d

And of course today is actually a Tuesday, so that’s a great indicator of where my brain is :/

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 12d

But waking up on a Monday to have to take a 3 hour long standardized test as a 31 year old is not the vibe

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 13d

Thanks! It’s my first one and I’m excited

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 13d

I'm feeling really good about my first Architects Registration Exam Tomorrow. I need a 58-71% to pass and I'm getting a 76% right now.

My Practice Exam showing my practice score of 50/65

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Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 18d

This is magic and now I want to see it.

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 18d

Anyone want to commiserate on how truly horrible the Architect’s Registration Exams are?

Gordito Versito @gorditoversito.bsky.social · 23d

Life as a tutor

Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"