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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Nov 25

Peruvian giant corn grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Please repost

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Jun 24

I have been befriending creatures for weeks now.

CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Jun 7

Please view my most recent post.

CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Jun 7

SECRET PATCH OF PERUVIAN GIANT CORN [illegal (in Wisconsin but not Sheboygan County, I will not disclose the county)].

*See Photos* (taken 2 weeks apart).

Sheboygan County Illegal Corn crop is being heavily guarded, I am not willing to post updates on them until I can guarantee their safety.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 19

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 18

It is colder than I prefer this time of year. Please like,

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 16

I don’t recognize the American election process.

CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 16

Will be posting seedlings within 72 hours.

CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 16

I recommend using leaves, sticks, dirt, to camouflage the net traps you’ll need to set and monitor, the most pivotal part of growing Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin, this is the best method of catching the deep state agents who will attempt to destroy your corn/life.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 10

Every expert that I’ve encountered, I’ve proven wrong. Please follow for more updates.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 6

NO! I am not starting a Sheboygan County Wisconsin United States Peruvian Giant Corn Supplement Company, and if anyone tries to start a company like that, I will dedicate my life to destroying your private property.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 4

Today I consumed at least 1150 calories from kernels of corn.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 3

I am manifesting a certain-death situation where thousands to hundreds of thousands of pounds of Peruvian giant corn, grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin, smothers, tramples, crushes me. Please like.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · May 2

I cured my chronic pain recently.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 28

We agree

CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 28

Picture from yesterday:

Second Generation Illegal Sheboygan County Wisconsin Peruvian Giant Corn Seed, moments before planting illegally

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 17

My Peruvian giant corn plants are coming along nicely. . .

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 14

I have access to, and an abundance of, rare earth nutrients

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 14

I do not recognize the laws of the United States government.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 14

Yes, it’s against the law when I secretly plant Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Yes, it’s against the law when I water it, harvest it, and eat it. It’s all illegal, and yes, I have avoided prosecution for over a year.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 10

Growing plants that the deep state call, “satanic” “illegal” “horrific”

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 7

Extreme closeup of Peruvian giant corn sprout

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Apr 7

I found out 2 days ago that a Peruvian giant corn seed I plant 7 days ago successfully germinated.

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Mar 7

🚨 THE ONLY REASON I EXCLUSIVELY EAT CORN IS BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE WORKS 🚨

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Mar 7

What you put in your body literally determines everything about you, your life, and even how others perceive you, this is why I recommend only eating corn

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · Feb 20

I will be planting my dried Peruvian giant corn kernels into highly nutritious soil, and then watering them daily until germination.

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