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Peruvian giant corn grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Please repost
I will be publishing highly detailed schematics for custom, highly specific designs intended for so-called ‘deep state’ botanists, individuals I consider evil and who, unfortunately, have a habit of tracking and destroying my corn.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Was unsuccessfully hunted by deep state botanists earlier
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I am growing extremely different corn than you.
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Yes I am alive. Yes I am growing corn illegally daily. Yes the deep state is hunting me and my corn. No they will not succeed in stopping me or my corn.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I have been befriending creatures for weeks now.
June 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
SECRET PATCH OF PERUVIAN GIANT CORN [illegal (in Wisconsin but not Sheboygan County, I will not disclose the county)].

*See Photos* (taken 2 weeks apart).

Sheboygan County Illegal Corn crop is being heavily guarded, I am not willing to post updates on them until I can guarantee their safety.
June 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
May 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It is colder than I prefer this time of year. Please like,
May 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Will be posting seedlings within 72 hours.
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I recommend using leaves, sticks, dirt, to camouflage the net traps you’ll need to set and monitor, the most pivotal part of growing Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin, this is the best method of catching the deep state agents who will attempt to destroy your corn/life.
May 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Every expert that I’ve encountered, I’ve proven wrong. Please follow for more updates.
May 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NO! I am not starting a Sheboygan County Wisconsin United States Peruvian Giant Corn Supplement Company, and if anyone tries to start a company like that, I will dedicate my life to destroying your private property.
May 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Today I consumed at least 1150 calories from kernels of corn.
May 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am manifesting a certain-death situation where thousands to hundreds of thousands of pounds of Peruvian giant corn, grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin, smothers, tramples, crushes me. Please like.
May 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I cured my chronic pain recently.
May 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Picture from yesterday:

Second Generation Illegal Sheboygan County Wisconsin Peruvian Giant Corn Seed, moments before planting illegally
April 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My Peruvian giant corn plants are coming along nicely. . .
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have access to, and an abundance of, rare earth nutrients
April 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yes, it’s against the law when I secretly plant Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Yes, it’s against the law when I water it, harvest it, and eat it. It’s all illegal, and yes, I have avoided prosecution for over a year.
April 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Growing plants that the deep state call, “satanic” “illegal” “horrific”
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Extreme closeup of Peruvian giant corn sprout
April 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I found out 2 days ago that a Peruvian giant corn seed I plant 7 days ago successfully germinated.
April 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🚨 THE ONLY REASON I EXCLUSIVELY EAT CORN IS BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE WORKS 🚨
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What you put in your body literally determines everything about you, your life, and even how others perceive you, this is why I recommend only eating corn
March 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I will be planting my dried Peruvian giant corn kernels into highly nutritious soil, and then watering them daily until germination.
February 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM