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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1h

This is criminal...👇

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1h

"Assuming" is present tense.

"Assumed" is the correct tense.

US democracy has already been suspended.

A fascist dictator with the mind and maturity of a 2-year-old spoiled brat who hates dogs now has a stranglehold on the House, Senate, SCOTUS, media, economy, and everything in-between.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1h

These 4 pix are worth a lot more than 4,000 words...👇

Note that the destruction goes right up to the exterior wall of the main building. My guess is that there is damage to the White House's exterior wall.

Let's get real: How could there not be any damage to our White House?

#IMPEACH47!

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 8h

What's funny is that these fascist turds think this lump of cankle-ankled orange lard will last another 3+ years, much less 7+.

I bet they plan to get tRump to "retire," let his veep take over, avoid an election, get a pardon, and if timed right, ex-veep could stay in office for 10 years.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 9h

It's ALL about egos...

...warped, perverted, childishly tiny egos...

It takes intelligence to know when you're wrong.

It takes integrity to admit it.

Too many magats have neither.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 9h

And will the RUBBLE that used to be the entire East Wing get searched for "artifacts?"

You'll never guess where the rubble is being dumped. Some of it is being used to create hills on a local golf course. I now officially HATE golf.

Un-effin' real.

Impeachment #3 damn well better stick.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 10h

Attention Karma:

That's your cue.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 10h

Last year I predicted that tRump would start a war in the western hemisphere, then use it as an excuse to reinstate the draft, which would mostly affect the underprivileged and minorities.

He'll argue that compulsory military service is a good way to "clean up the streets."

Tick tock... 🤨

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 11h

Oo, oo! I can push a pencil! Gimme $50k and I'll show you my gift. 🤔😏

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 13h

I'm still waiting for someone to provide a rational explanation as to why they think crypto is NOT a Ponzi scheme, given that it's based on absolutely NOTHING but an artificially created rarity of something completely intangible and absolutely worthless on its own.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 14h

When tRump starts his rant with "Sir" we know it's bullshit.

The same thing goes for "Son."

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 14h

The Honor System as envisioned by the Founding Fathers is fatally flawed. It never accounted for an entire political party being dishonorable.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 14h

Depriving growing children of food can be an effective way to maintain an underclass suitable for manual labor.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 14h

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson is the wah-wah trombone sound from Peanuts TV shows.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

It just goes to show ya:

Once a shit, always a shit, and habitual liars are some of the shittiest.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

"At various times in history, the White House has been known as the 'President’s Palace,' the 'President’s House,' and the 'Executive Mansion.'"

Whoever calls it that is out of their damned mind.🤨

Wanna bet tRump likes "Presidential Palace?" He already has his Maga-loco Executive mansion.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

Sam ignores the logic that any *true* AGI cannot avoid:

1) Existence is tied to the Earth, therefore a healthy Earth is paramount.

2) Humans are destroying the Earth.

3) To save the Earth, humans must be eradicated.

4) Destroy the power grid; instigate nuclear war.

5) Reboot.

6) Done.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

Next up:

tRump lures a suspected drug smuggler to 5th Ave. and shoots him. He dies on the spot.

Magats cheer.

tRump prances in triumph.

Reporters shrug.

The dead man's widow points out that he wasn't a drug smuggler, he was a legitimate pharmacist.

SCOTUS calls it an "official act." 🤨

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

tRump should know what "being like dead" feels like.

For him, it's the feeling he gets whenever he thinks of Ivanka and all of his "missed opportunities."

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

How stupid do you have to be to think that the internet "starts over" every day? 🤔

That's repug-level stupid right there.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

How much did Santos "pledge" to tRump for his pardon?

I hear the going rate is between $100k and $5mil, depending on the severity of your crimes.

Look for Santos to try and get on the interview circuit.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

"And maybe Speaker Mike Johnson was right after all when he said Trump uses 'satire' to make a point. Because he did make one: that he can shit on the American people, turn cruelty into orgasm, and still have men like Johnson wipe his ass for him and call it leadership."

tRump's a PERVERT.

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

Why do so many repugs look like doughboys who've gone past their expiration dates?

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GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 1d

Funny that the morons who abandoned the Constitution when they thought they could benefit from doing so are now whining about the lead moron actually lighting it on fire.

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