GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
@gothcaptain.bsky.social
She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
Well, I’ve got one half of the biathlon down. Never needed skis to be a biathlete before. Heh.
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Well, I’ve got one half of the biathlon down. Never needed skis to be a biathlete before. Heh.
5 days modestly gallivanting around Ireland (Total pints consumed = 1) and the bill was the equivalent of a cocaine orgy in Iceland or Japan.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
5 days modestly gallivanting around Ireland (Total pints consumed = 1) and the bill was the equivalent of a cocaine orgy in Iceland or Japan.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
Just watched a caterer boomerang spit into his own face on the ramp at EWR. Just in case you’re wondering how the wind is here today.
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Just watched a caterer boomerang spit into his own face on the ramp at EWR. Just in case you’re wondering how the wind is here today.
Presented without comment.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Presented without comment.
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
The Baltic Stance.
The Baltic Stance.
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
The Baltic Stance.
The Baltic Stance.
Cute hoors in Tipp. Hedging their bets.
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Cute hoors in Tipp. Hedging their bets.
Family reunion.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Family reunion.
I’m not in Ireland an hour and learn that Poor Mouth Michael’s anniversary show is fucked AND that there’s no NFL wankery for Dublin this year.
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m not in Ireland an hour and learn that Poor Mouth Michael’s anniversary show is fucked AND that there’s no NFL wankery for Dublin this year.
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Bougieness Class Enemy
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Bougieness Class Enemy
Weren’t traveller’s cheques a bit mad, like?
Sorry. I’m on an involuntary 12 hr airport appreciation sit and you’re going to be treated/subjected to my raw, unfiltered randomness.
Sorry. I’m on an involuntary 12 hr airport appreciation sit and you’re going to be treated/subjected to my raw, unfiltered randomness.
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Weren’t traveller’s cheques a bit mad, like?
Sorry. I’m on an involuntary 12 hr airport appreciation sit and you’re going to be treated/subjected to my raw, unfiltered randomness.
Sorry. I’m on an involuntary 12 hr airport appreciation sit and you’re going to be treated/subjected to my raw, unfiltered randomness.
A fiend*( not a typo) sent me this from his pagan site visiting. Good to see the old ones remembered.
* To be clear, I’m not in Ireland right now. I will be on Tuesday though.
* To be clear, I’m not in Ireland right now. I will be on Tuesday though.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
A fiend*( not a typo) sent me this from his pagan site visiting. Good to see the old ones remembered.
* To be clear, I’m not in Ireland right now. I will be on Tuesday though.
* To be clear, I’m not in Ireland right now. I will be on Tuesday though.
Hail Imbolc!
Victory to Brigid!
Glory to the first day of Spring!*
* Stand fast, wielders of the Colonizer Calendar! I don’t fucking care.
Victory to Brigid!
Glory to the first day of Spring!*
* Stand fast, wielders of the Colonizer Calendar! I don’t fucking care.
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hail Imbolc!
Victory to Brigid!
Glory to the first day of Spring!*
* Stand fast, wielders of the Colonizer Calendar! I don’t fucking care.
Victory to Brigid!
Glory to the first day of Spring!*
* Stand fast, wielders of the Colonizer Calendar! I don’t fucking care.
Just.
Fucking.
Die.
Already.
Fucking.
Die.
Already.
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Just.
Fucking.
Die.
Already.
Fucking.
Die.
Already.
Quick respite from the Stupid Cold at the Goth Pilot resort.
It’s a smart, competent Cold they have here.
It’s a smart, competent Cold they have here.
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Quick respite from the Stupid Cold at the Goth Pilot resort.
It’s a smart, competent Cold they have here.
It’s a smart, competent Cold they have here.
Sad to see that the local variant of ‘Convertible’ isn’t more popular.
January 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Sad to see that the local variant of ‘Convertible’ isn’t more popular.
Those scamps at Frye sent me the wrong (very wrong) boots.
Size 5.5 pixie jackboots.
They must have been for Bovino.
Size 5.5 pixie jackboots.
They must have been for Bovino.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Those scamps at Frye sent me the wrong (very wrong) boots.
Size 5.5 pixie jackboots.
They must have been for Bovino.
Size 5.5 pixie jackboots.
They must have been for Bovino.
Feens! Beours!
I am pure buzzing with caffeine after replacing my primary emergency hot bevvie reserve. I forced loads of it on my neighbours and the lads doing the snow/ice removal.
Intended to do an assault cleaning of the apartment but have been distracted by a) plant re-org and b) spatulas.
I am pure buzzing with caffeine after replacing my primary emergency hot bevvie reserve. I forced loads of it on my neighbours and the lads doing the snow/ice removal.
Intended to do an assault cleaning of the apartment but have been distracted by a) plant re-org and b) spatulas.
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Feens! Beours!
I am pure buzzing with caffeine after replacing my primary emergency hot bevvie reserve. I forced loads of it on my neighbours and the lads doing the snow/ice removal.
Intended to do an assault cleaning of the apartment but have been distracted by a) plant re-org and b) spatulas.
I am pure buzzing with caffeine after replacing my primary emergency hot bevvie reserve. I forced loads of it on my neighbours and the lads doing the snow/ice removal.
Intended to do an assault cleaning of the apartment but have been distracted by a) plant re-org and b) spatulas.
Do you see what I see?
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Do you see what I see?
It’s NOT B-O-A-R-D of Peace.
It’s B-O-R-E-D of Peace.
May they all die roaring.
It’s B-O-R-E-D of Peace.
May they all die roaring.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
It’s NOT B-O-A-R-D of Peace.
It’s B-O-R-E-D of Peace.
May they all die roaring.
It’s B-O-R-E-D of Peace.
May they all die roaring.
With fiends like mine taking photos like this who needs additional enemies?
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
With fiends like mine taking photos like this who needs additional enemies?
New career field opened up.
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
New career field opened up.
Occupied Six Counties Concorde.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Occupied Six Counties Concorde.
One of the few down sides to Gothness is having to act frightened when you and the other bar fiends ( you just met )convince the barkeeper to allow you access to the tunnels running under this creepy ass hotel
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
One of the few down sides to Gothness is having to act frightened when you and the other bar fiends ( you just met )convince the barkeeper to allow you access to the tunnels running under this creepy ass hotel
Every AmeriTan could improve the world a little bit by eating their own fucking guns.
Bastards.
Bastards.
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Every AmeriTan could improve the world a little bit by eating their own fucking guns.
Bastards.
Bastards.