Government issued girlfriend
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🧵 threads.com/@govissuedgf
📷 instagram.com/govissuedgf
Lovebomb this, lovebomb that. Listen up ladies, lovebombing sounds fun until you realise it doesn't involve actual bombing of government infrastructure 😤
August 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Lovebomb this, lovebomb that. Listen up ladies, lovebombing sounds fun until you realise it doesn't involve actual bombing of government infrastructure 😤
I moved 5 couches, a mattress, bed frame and two coffee tables in and out of my apartment without a sweat. I have muscles on muscles. I am fucking Luisa Madrigal (she is my girlfriend).
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I moved 5 couches, a mattress, bed frame and two coffee tables in and out of my apartment without a sweat. I have muscles on muscles. I am fucking Luisa Madrigal (she is my girlfriend).
Average rizz attempt in my DMs.
August 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Average rizz attempt in my DMs.
Stop holding in that fart princess, you’re not with him anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Stop holding in that fart princess, you’re not with him anymore.
Ooh notice me notice me notice me get followers get followers get followers 😵💫😵💫
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Ooh notice me notice me notice me get followers get followers get followers 😵💫😵💫
What if we kissed in the lesbian IKEA demo room 👉👈
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What if we kissed in the lesbian IKEA demo room 👉👈
Australians, it’s simple. KFC is just pathetic, virgin fatty slop for people who don't know any better. It's a cowardly imitation of proper fried chicken.
Red Rooster is the Chad superior choice. It's peak; strong, dignified, and it doesn't need to hide its taste behind greasy batter.
Red Rooster is the Chad superior choice. It's peak; strong, dignified, and it doesn't need to hide its taste behind greasy batter.
August 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Australians, it’s simple. KFC is just pathetic, virgin fatty slop for people who don't know any better. It's a cowardly imitation of proper fried chicken.
Red Rooster is the Chad superior choice. It's peak; strong, dignified, and it doesn't need to hide its taste behind greasy batter.
Red Rooster is the Chad superior choice. It's peak; strong, dignified, and it doesn't need to hide its taste behind greasy batter.
Found my boyfriend whispering in Spanish late last night. He swore it was just an "international phone call." The final straw was finding his Google history: "How do I get her to notice me?" No, not me. How to get ChatGPT to “notice” him. My love rival is an AI, and I've officially lost my mind.
August 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Found my boyfriend whispering in Spanish late last night. He swore it was just an "international phone call." The final straw was finding his Google history: "How do I get her to notice me?" No, not me. How to get ChatGPT to “notice” him. My love rival is an AI, and I've officially lost my mind.
My boyfriend keeps meowing at me. I thought I was the one who was supposed to be meowing at high profile men with sultry bedroom eyes in exchange for state secrets.
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My boyfriend keeps meowing at me. I thought I was the one who was supposed to be meowing at high profile men with sultry bedroom eyes in exchange for state secrets.
“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying my taxes!” and other lies you tell yourself when you get your first government issued girlfriend in the post (she will make you file your taxes).
August 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying my taxes!” and other lies you tell yourself when you get your first government issued girlfriend in the post (she will make you file your taxes).
The new guy at work is so peggable 🫦
August 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The new guy at work is so peggable 🫦
Hey boy, are your pants on sale? Because I’d like them 100% off 😘
August 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey boy, are your pants on sale? Because I’d like them 100% off 😘
*seductively lays on the table*
😘 heyyy bab-
*table seductively snaps in half*
😘 heyyy bab-
*table seductively snaps in half*
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
*seductively lays on the table*
😘 heyyy bab-
*table seductively snaps in half*
😘 heyyy bab-
*table seductively snaps in half*
I thought this gig would be all romantic candlelit dinners and fulfilling my civic duty, but it turns out even a government issued girlfriend has to figure out who's going to fold the clean laundry and schedule the annual dentist checkup. Where's the official handbook for this nonsense?
August 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I thought this gig would be all romantic candlelit dinners and fulfilling my civic duty, but it turns out even a government issued girlfriend has to figure out who's going to fold the clean laundry and schedule the annual dentist checkup. Where's the official handbook for this nonsense?
DON’T FORGET‼️ to GET DAD 👴🏾👴🏻the OFFICIAL CALL OF DUTY 🔫🫡 PERFUME 💖💖 AND TACTICAL BODY SCRUB 🧼 THIS FATHER’S DAY!!1
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
DON’T FORGET‼️ to GET DAD 👴🏾👴🏻the OFFICIAL CALL OF DUTY 🔫🫡 PERFUME 💖💖 AND TACTICAL BODY SCRUB 🧼 THIS FATHER’S DAY!!1
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY ✈️🤩 AND RIGHT NOW 💥💥💥💥 I’M POUNDING YOUR MOM 🤯🤯
AND MAKING A FAMILY OF FOUR 🥳🥳😎😎
AND MAKING A FAMILY OF FOUR 🥳🥳😎😎
August 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY ✈️🤩 AND RIGHT NOW 💥💥💥💥 I’M POUNDING YOUR MOM 🤯🤯
AND MAKING A FAMILY OF FOUR 🥳🥳😎😎
AND MAKING A FAMILY OF FOUR 🥳🥳😎😎
This gf stands against injustice. I just did an “EXCUSE ME HE ORDERED A MEDIUM VANILLA COKE” at Maccies.
August 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This gf stands against injustice. I just did an “EXCUSE ME HE ORDERED A MEDIUM VANILLA COKE” at Maccies.
Oooh 😵💫😵💫 become a femboy become a femboy become a femboy 😵💫😵💫 lemme peg lemme peg
August 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oooh 😵💫😵💫 become a femboy become a femboy become a femboy 😵💫😵💫 lemme peg lemme peg
“I can fix her” bro no, counter offer, I can make us much, much worse.
August 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“I can fix her” bro no, counter offer, I can make us much, much worse.
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Antidepressant fell down the sink instead of falling into my stomach. Guess I’m going crazy today 🫠
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Antidepressant fell down the sink instead of falling into my stomach. Guess I’m going crazy today 🫠
Please do not fall for the “March for Australia” rhetoric this coming August 31st. It is thinly veiled racism and a far right dog whistle from the usual suspects. I think we are far better and smarter than that! #australia
August 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Please do not fall for the “March for Australia” rhetoric this coming August 31st. It is thinly veiled racism and a far right dog whistle from the usual suspects. I think we are far better and smarter than that! #australia
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wow, the Libs really want to lose the next election.
Coalition vows to revoke Australia's recognition of a Palestinian state
Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has pledged to reverse recognition of a Palestinian state a day after the government's much-anticipated announcement, as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese accused the Israel...
www.abc.net.au
August 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Wow, the Libs really want to lose the next election.
Third interaction of the morning
Me: “here’s your pain meds honey, hope that toe feels better soon”
Creep: “thanks babe, every time my toe stops hurting I’ll be thinking of you 😘”
Me: *nervous laughter* umm.. thanks?
🤨🤨🤨
WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
MEN
WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS
DO NOT DO THIS
🤨🤨🤨
Me: “here’s your pain meds honey, hope that toe feels better soon”
Creep: “thanks babe, every time my toe stops hurting I’ll be thinking of you 😘”
Me: *nervous laughter* umm.. thanks?
🤨🤨🤨
WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
MEN
WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS
DO NOT DO THIS
🤨🤨🤨
August 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Third interaction of the morning
Me: “here’s your pain meds honey, hope that toe feels better soon”
Creep: “thanks babe, every time my toe stops hurting I’ll be thinking of you 😘”
Me: *nervous laughter* umm.. thanks?
🤨🤨🤨
WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
MEN
WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS
DO NOT DO THIS
🤨🤨🤨
Me: “here’s your pain meds honey, hope that toe feels better soon”
Creep: “thanks babe, every time my toe stops hurting I’ll be thinking of you 😘”
Me: *nervous laughter* umm.. thanks?
🤨🤨🤨
WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
MEN
WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS
DO NOT DO THIS
🤨🤨🤨