Pinned
Me: Goes to the kitchen to see if the washing is finished.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Me: Goes to the kitchen to see if the washing is finished.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
I’M DEPRESSED
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’M DEPRESSED
Just finished the Night Manager
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Just finished the Night Manager
My dream job would be to be a socialite. Is that a thing anymore? Can I be one?
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My dream job would be to be a socialite. Is that a thing anymore? Can I be one?
Is Jack O’Connell singly or does he have a stunning partner I’m going to be devastated to find out about?
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Is Jack O’Connell singly or does he have a stunning partner I’m going to be devastated to find out about?
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Throwback to when I ate a fish curry at Las Iguanas in Liverpool, got so ill on the train home I ended up in hospital (in Woolwich 🥲), had a seizure, lost a stone in a week… then the manager rang me fuming at me whilst I was bedridden because my mum reported them to the FSA 😭
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Throwback to when I ate a fish curry at Las Iguanas in Liverpool, got so ill on the train home I ended up in hospital (in Woolwich 🥲), had a seizure, lost a stone in a week… then the manager rang me fuming at me whilst I was bedridden because my mum reported them to the FSA 😭
Started at my company 9 years ago and my mum said she’d treat me to a work outfit and got me THIS (lace top and leather skirt).
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Started at my company 9 years ago and my mum said she’d treat me to a work outfit and got me THIS (lace top and leather skirt).
Going to a spa on Friday so dug out a swimming costume and I look like I’m about to enter the school swimming gala.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Going to a spa on Friday so dug out a swimming costume and I look like I’m about to enter the school swimming gala.
Are you wearing?
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Are you wearing?
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
Thought I’d book a private dermatologist whilst I wait to get on the list for the NHS and got an appointment with the NHS dermatologist first
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Thought I’d book a private dermatologist whilst I wait to get on the list for the NHS and got an appointment with the NHS dermatologist first
This is why people can’t take Bluesky seriously
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is why people can’t take Bluesky seriously
My sister posts her piano videos on TikTok so you know
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My sister posts her piano videos on TikTok so you know
Happy birthday to my friend Charlotte
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Happy birthday to my friend Charlotte
Is this the right time to say I still don’t believe Jameela Jamil glued her tooth back on with EYELASH GLUE
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Is this the right time to say I still don’t believe Jameela Jamil glued her tooth back on with EYELASH GLUE
Reposted by Grace
Reposted by Grace
Was pretty annoyed I forgot to bring my glasses to the cinema but don’t worry - I did manage to very clearly see the man stack it up the stairs and onto people sitting down as he was returning from the toilet lol.
January 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Was pretty annoyed I forgot to bring my glasses to the cinema but don’t worry - I did manage to very clearly see the man stack it up the stairs and onto people sitting down as he was returning from the toilet lol.
There’s this man on TikTok (who is definitely NOT a vampire) and you know what… yeah.
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There’s this man on TikTok (who is definitely NOT a vampire) and you know what… yeah.
