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Me watching Midsomer Murders and seeing Hugh Bonneville, Pete from Gavin & Stacey and Bridget Jones’ mum in the same episode.
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Me watching Midsomer Murders and seeing Hugh Bonneville, Pete from Gavin & Stacey and Bridget Jones’ mum in the same episode.
Got the Michael Palin question right on University Challenge
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Got the Michael Palin question right on University Challenge
Got no food in the house and have to go out to do a big shop
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Got no food in the house and have to go out to do a big shop
My toxic trait is accidentally entering Instagram competitions that ended years ago.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
My toxic trait is accidentally entering Instagram competitions that ended years ago.
Me: Goes to the kitchen to see if the washing is finished.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Me: Goes to the kitchen to see if the washing is finished.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Hangs around the kitchen for 30 mins.
Washing machine: 7 mins left.
Me: Goes upstairs.
Washing machine: FINISHED!! 🎶 (obnoxious tune plays)
I’M DEPRESSED
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’M DEPRESSED
Just finished the Night Manager
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Just finished the Night Manager
My dream job would be to be a socialite. Is that a thing anymore? Can I be one?
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My dream job would be to be a socialite. Is that a thing anymore? Can I be one?
Is Jack O’Connell singly or does he have a stunning partner I’m going to be devastated to find out about?
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Is Jack O’Connell singly or does he have a stunning partner I’m going to be devastated to find out about?
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Saying this as if I have a chance like.
Throwback to when I ate a fish curry at Las Iguanas in Liverpool, got so ill on the train home I ended up in hospital (in Woolwich 🥲), had a seizure, lost a stone in a week… then the manager rang me fuming at me whilst I was bedridden because my mum reported them to the FSA 😭
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Throwback to when I ate a fish curry at Las Iguanas in Liverpool, got so ill on the train home I ended up in hospital (in Woolwich 🥲), had a seizure, lost a stone in a week… then the manager rang me fuming at me whilst I was bedridden because my mum reported them to the FSA 😭
Started at my company 9 years ago and my mum said she’d treat me to a work outfit and got me THIS (lace top and leather skirt).
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Started at my company 9 years ago and my mum said she’d treat me to a work outfit and got me THIS (lace top and leather skirt).
Going to a spa on Friday so dug out a swimming costume and I look like I’m about to enter the school swimming gala.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Going to a spa on Friday so dug out a swimming costume and I look like I’m about to enter the school swimming gala.
Are you wearing?
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Are you wearing?
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
The fanny necklace? Yeah I am.
Thought I’d book a private dermatologist whilst I wait to get on the list for the NHS and got an appointment with the NHS dermatologist first
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Thought I’d book a private dermatologist whilst I wait to get on the list for the NHS and got an appointment with the NHS dermatologist first
This is why people can’t take Bluesky seriously
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is why people can’t take Bluesky seriously
My sister posts her piano videos on TikTok so you know
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My sister posts her piano videos on TikTok so you know
Happy birthday to my friend Charlotte
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Happy birthday to my friend Charlotte
Is this the right time to say I still don’t believe Jameela Jamil glued her tooth back on with EYELASH GLUE
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Is this the right time to say I still don’t believe Jameela Jamil glued her tooth back on with EYELASH GLUE
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